Or, the erector set in your pants. I found this these via lovely Eros Blog, who, by the way, has a fabulous post up right now called The Lucrative Life Of A Mortgage Slut. But it’s when I find things like the Obviously Anatomical Pouch Low Rise Boxer Briefs that I imagine my next job as a bespectacled, lab-coated lady with a clipboard and all sorts of measuring and weighing instruments in a steel-and-white-counter laboratory. My lipstick i...

We're pretty sure that ice cream and sex are our two favorite things (pretty sure—the internet might be in their somewhere), so if you gave us the opportunity to have sex to have sex in an ice cream truck, we'd be undressed so fast our clothes would be in the fourth dimension. So, um, we're more than a little jealous that Kitty got to live out our fantasy. Maybe next time the ice cream man will come to our neighborhood instead? (boobieblog....

· Lithium Picnic (lithiumpicnic.com)

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We hear it all the time at Fleshbot world headquarters: Dudes like it when the ladies take some initiative in the fucking department. Not necessarily in the dominatrix-wielding-a-cattle-prod way (unless that's what you're into, in which case, yay for scary dominatrices with cattle prods)! Clearly, women who know what they want and how to get it are intriguing and sexy. The take-charge ladies in this week's Sex Blog Roundup are just that: from sad...

Are you constantly missing all the hot updates on the PornHub? Do you feel out of touch and unconnected with all the latest tube vids? Good news: there's now a way for you to keep your finger on the pulse of the porn... with a minimal amount of effort! In partnership with AdultMobileSolutions, PornHub is now offering SMS updates—every time the site updates, you get a text. We sure hope you have one of those unlimited text plans.... (And wha...

Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together. Lest you thought you were watching yet another reason for the mothballing of Guantanamo Bay, the mass ass-presentation of (from left) Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Bree Olson, Trinity Post, and ...

We all know that porn sex isn't exactly like real life sex—in many cases, what we see on screen bears very little resemblance to what goes on in the bedroom (like have you tried to do reverse cowgirl for real? It kinda sucks.). And there's one area where this is particularly egregious: why is it that just about every man in porn reaches orgasm... with his own hand? Not only is it not realistic—it denies the ladies of porn the privileg...

· Trevor Malcolm (tindergirls.com)

We've all heard those lines about how pornstars have low self esteem, but frankly, we just don't buy it. Just look at Julia Bond, for instance—she's totally full of self esteem. Some might even say that she has too much self esteem, in fact; just look at her, making out with herself in the mirror! Though, come to think of it, if we were Julia, we'd probably be doing the same (to be honest, you'd have a really, really hard time prying our li...

newVideoPlayer("/Dupre_Combo2.flv", 506, 423,""); There's a predictable cycle to any major scandal: shock, denial, acceptance, cashing in, and then, eventually, public repentance. Several months since we first heard her name, Ashley Alexandra Dupre has finally reached the last phase, which culminated in an interview with Diane Sawyer. Yes folks, Ashley wants you to know she's deeply sorry for the damage she did to Spitzer's family—and can ...

Dude, you might as well take off your glasses.

Business Week reports that during the height of the mortgage boom, bank employees would sometimes swap sexual favors to mortgage brokers in exchange for their lucrative portfolio of potential borrowers: [N]ot long ago the mortgage industry was turning ordinary people into millionaires. One of them was Sharmen Lane, a high school dropout who, like many other [...]