Like every proud American who has sexual fantasies about green-skinned Orion Slave Dancers, I was crushed when I found out the secret NASA mission to test sexual positions in space (strictly for the good of humanity, of course) was in reality a a Bigfoot-in-a-freezer-sized hoax. Maybe NASA just hasn’t gotten the memo that the world’s most popular social lubricant is a guaranteed way to turn any boring space flight into a zero-G Nude ...

Oh, that's not your name? It's your middle name? That seems appropriate. It's better than being called "Moist," because no matter how positive moisture is, the word moist is always a little nasty. But we're getting sidetracked. You're called wet, and you are wet. Excellent. More »

The old adage is that you must lick it before you stick it, to get whatever hole your pole is about to enter all wet and lubey and loose. Don't do it afterwards! That's just wrong! More »

If you don't have thirteen minutes to spare, you need to clear a thirteen minute window in your day ASAP. How can you say no to the extended rubbing of wet titties, followed by the teasing and rubbing of an already-soaked pussy? You can't. At least you shouldn't. More »

The best part of any jerk-off video is the end—as long as the end is a sopping wet spurt of jizz that flies everywhere. Let's watch a dozen or so at once! More »

Today is Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco: our kinky national holiday, if you will. People travel into town by the tens, sometimes hundreds of thousands to attend the world’s largest open-air street fest celebrating BDSM, fetish, kink and also LGBTQ culture. I know a lot of people that have spent weeks getting ready for the yearly fair, and at least a few people that have been planning what they will wear and do since last year. And tod...

This hotty is hot for this guy and wastes no time when they get into his room to get her top off and him all over her boobies. What guy can resist a huge set of juggs plus her lips wrapped around his boner. She straddles his shlong on the couch as he rams his schlong up into her twat. They end up on the floor where he rails her wet snatch in several more positions. He jerks off his boner and blows his cum in her jugs and and between her cleav...

Micky Bells is a knockout! Her low-cut blue top, laced up the front, and her tight, blue shorts can barely contain her ripe, voluptuous curves. She knows how to dress for success. Her hair in pigtails this time, looking like the Rubenesque girl-next-door, Micky lowers her top to show how her bra keeps her 36J naturals in captivity. She’s got to free them from this prison of cups and straps and let them dangle free. What Micky does over the...

Mickey Bells is a knockout, her low-cut blue top, laced up the front, and her tight, blue shorts can barely contain her ripe, voluptuous curves. She knows how to dress for success. Her hair in pigtails this time, looking like the Rubenesque girl-next-door, Mickey lowers her top to show how her bra keeps her 36J naturals in captivity. She’s got to free them from this prison of cups and straps and let them dangle free. What Micky does over t...

If you want to get your boyfriends attention, just do what Daisy did and that was play with her big jugs right in his face. He loves her titties and does not take long before he has his face burried in her melons and sucking on the nipples. They stretch out on the couch, he spoons her from behind and buries his prick in her beaver. Then she straddles his waist and rides his boner before they switching into another position. He pounds her good...

When this old guy dreams, he does it right when he has a hot blonde with her tits in her face and a wet cunt waiting for his meat stick. The first thing on the menu is to suck her tatas but then he buries his face in her snatch. She straddles his face as he licks her coochie and she sucks his knob and licks his balls. She has her pussy straight in the air and up on her shoulders as he rams his meat stick into her wet hole. He doesn’t st...

“I like to wash my feet because feeling the water cascading down my legs and over my bare feet makes me very wet somewhere else,” says spitfire Ava with a smirk. “Because I am only 5’4″, I wear heels all day to make me taller, and at the end of the day my feet smell really musty and sour. Most of the time, I have someone wash my feet for me and rub them with exotic oils, but sometimes I like to do it myself. Who els...