Sure, Ryan enjoyed reviewing the "Pirates" vibrators—but turns out she likes the Penthouse Mode even better. We'd tell you to imagine that...but since it's a video review, you don't have to. More »

I’m pleased to see a very respectful article on BBC.co.uk about people with “disorders of sexual development” (DSD) — the category of disorders formerly placed under the “intersex”umbrella. The article precedes the documentary “Me, My Gender and I,” which airs tomorrow on BBC One at 10:35pm, UK time. (As far as I can tell, only UK viewers will be able to see it). Here’s the blurb for the docu...

What's Cliff Jensen's sexual fantasy? How many fans has Troy Daniels had sex with? What sexual act did the boys do that they've never done before? Find out about the horny onstage life as two pornstars answer our questions while onset of Lucas Entertainment's latest film. More »

Guest editor (and Penthouse Pet!) Ryan Keely sat down with crush object Zoe Voss to learn all about the lovely lady's inner workings: who she's crushing on, what she likes in men...and, in a shocking twist, the craziest thing Zoe's ever done on a porn set. More »

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But he's not here to molest you, even though he thinks you're very attractive! He's just trying this whole detective thing again on "Bored to Death" and it's not going as smoothly as he'd hoped. More »

And Dale DaBone's cock is invited! We hope Briana isn't upset because only one person's cock showed up to her mouth party, but we're sure Dale has ways of cheering her up. If this fellatio doesn't do the trick, they can always try slow dancing to an Elton John jam. That works every time. More »

It's one thing to have to interview girls for your employer's harem, but it's quite another to be secretly spying on your employer for the C.I.A. while interviewing harem girls. How can you judge their looks when you're busy thinking about espionage? More »

What's the difference between a Ryan Keely sex toy review and a regular sex toy review? When Ryan reviews a sex toy, she doesn't just tell you how it feels...she shows you how it feels, too. More »

The more "Underbelly" we watch, the more Nellie Cameron becomes a dangerous, sinister force. Last week, she flexed her power in a topless cat fight with a rival prostitute, but now she's back to screwing mobsters while wearing luscious furs. More »

What a nifty coincidence! You just so happen to be lurking outside her window, watching her masturbate as she lies back on the couch. She'll be so happy that you're already there, turning her private moments into your personal little peep show! More »

've seen Zoe's boobs in fits and starts over the years, but we had no idea she had a (possible) nude scene in "Colombiana." Do any of our readers know if this is absolutely, definitely Zoe, or did she have a body double, Jessica Alba-style? More »

Madonna is 53 and works out for at least 8 hours a day. Madonna Nude Pictures Leak [NSFW] (Buzzfeed, image via) (Hey, I liked it – wonderfully dirty, even with a clumsy narrative -VB) What makes American Horror Story work for me from the get-go is the blending of familiar horror tropes with familiar dysfunctional family tropes, then throwing a surreal cloak over the whole thing. Haunted house, suspicious neighbors, and over-emotional t...