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In a moment of unbridled moxie—or possibly drunken boredom—sexy folkster Jay Brannan teamed up with the one, the only, the adorable Margaret Cho to write a surprisingly good diddy about sucking cock. It may not be as catchy as, say, Katie Perry's questionable playlist, but you have to admit it's a lot more clever. With lyrics like "Never met a dick i couldn't milk/My esophagus is lined with silk", we're thinking this might even top "U...

We all know by now that hotel rooms are supposed to be among the filthiest places on the planet, what with all those cooties crawling over even the most innocuous looking remote control. So they next time you check into, say, an Extended Stay hotel (for whom this viral video seems to have been made), hope that a lovely blonde like this one has taken the trouble to swab down everything thoroughly in advance of your arrival. And then wonder why the...

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Looks like the venerable tradition of Japanese tentacle porn isn't just confined to dirty manga or the occasional video clip anymore—you can now enjoy all that hot slithery action on your Nintendo DS screen too! We're still holding out for someone to create a Wii version using motion sensors and a balance board for that extra added touch of realism, however. Just think of all the calories you'd burn off trying to escape from your virtual oc...

We've heard a lot in the news lately about some of the new methods and policies that police departments around the country have been using to decrease crime and increase the efficiency of their operations. Coincidentally, we've been seeing more than our usual share of police-themed porn movies these days as well. But why haven't any law enforcement agencies tried putting some of these methods into action in real life? For example: if a police off...

Apparently, there is a new celebrity sex tape… and it’s (gonna be) huge. Starring: Madonna and Alex Rodriguez (also known as A-Rod). Some guy filmed them having sex on a sofa and he is asking $2 million for the tape. He is now threatened with (big) lawsuit. My thoughts: this way or another every celebrity sex tape finds its way online. If there is really Madonna sex tape, I’m sure we’ll see it in next few weeks. To be hone...

Lowlife scuzzball, hanging out in supermarket parking lot, smoking and spitting, picks up a hot chick. Go figure. Gentlemen, this video is all the proof you need that the assholes get all the good girls. He talks her into inviting him back to her place, and it turns out she's just as horny as he is. For the record, Mia is 20 years old and was born in Atlanta, Georgia. She now lives in South Florida, which is where scuzzballs in parkin...

At Big Tit Tune-Up, Savanna Synn has a very difficult customer. He's completely obnoxious, in fact. Yet, he proves that the squeaky wheel gets the grease, to use an engineering motto. In this case, his squeaky balls get Savanna's tongue bath and his cock gets sandwiched between her gigantic knockers. You can trust your car to the women of Big Tit Tune-Up. They get all the business in town. Mainly because they have huge tits and they f...

We've never really thought of hockey as a sexy sport, even if the hockey players at our school always did get the hottest chicks. All that bulky equipment leaves everything to the imagination—and anyone who's been hit by a 90-mph slap shot will tell you that you should never take off your protective cup for any reason. Still, all that ice does give couples an excuse to huddle together for warmth. And there are few things more exciting in sp...

The closest Meggan Malone comes to Lord Aslan in Homegrown Video's "The Chronicals {sic} of Hornia {not-sic}" is mentioning in her pre-flight interview that she just acquired "a baby kitten." And the only Christian allegory that can be found in this video featuring the then-future Vivid contract girl are—well, there are no Christian allegories. What a goddamn gyp. I expect all my porn to somehow relate to the crucifixion. But one thing is ...

Thursdays can get a little hairy at Fleshbot's Summer Palace, what with all the email and travel maps and gerbil races and whatnot. So we feel it's totally appropriate for a little hirsute pursuit—a warm, fuzzy stress-reliever that'll wake us up and leave a few short-and-curlies between our teeth. And thanks to Xtube hottie Thatkid83, we think we know just where to look. Hell, why take a mountain hike when the bear cubs can come straight to...

If you haven't been paying attention around here (and why not?), we mentioned last week that although we were impressed with the content of Raging Stallion's recently released "The 4th Floor", we thought the title was sort of irrelevant. So we asked you to rename it with some 007 flair—which is also pretty irrelevant, except it's a perfect tie-in for that "For Your Eyes Only"-style cover. Well the polls have closed, we've tallied the result...