Tonight, being Thanksgiving Eve, is the night everyone travels back home and gets together for a drink with family and friends. Some might say it's the most bar infested night of the year. With that said, if you're planning to hit the bars yourself, remember to heed the warning of Racquel & Nikki: nobody wants to get so wasted that they're getting naked inside a biker bar and hooking up with girls and guys alike. Then again, maybe you do—an...

newVideoPlayer("/notbradys2.flv", 752, 423,""); Now that the market is glutted with "Not The" and "This Ain't" XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn't always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first "Not The" porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, "Not The Bradys XXX" descended on the porniverse, changing the fac...

This post is all about Australian site I Feel Myself, and their recent change — they’re a women owned and operated amateur site whose content is extremely tasty. But, they just moved to an *ethical* porn payment processing company. Which is like, a fucking revolution: a payout company (Feck) who literally states, “Our Artists are not professional models so we insist that all forms of promotion are sensitive to this fact, and re...

Back in 2005, when we made our first list of top ten crush objects, Joanna Angel easily topped the list. The alt-hottie (and two time Supreme Commandress) has always held a place in our hearts and parts. But how does she stack up against our most recent Crush Object of the Year, Sasha Grey? Both are driven, ambitious, experienced, and adored — but only one can win this round (and go on to face Stoya). Who will it be? The choice is yours. . ...

Almost as delightful as the svelte but pneumatic body of Laura Lion is the text accompanying these pictures on what we hope (but doubt) is really her blogspot account. There's absolutely no doubt in our minds what we would do with her when we look at the perfect clarity of those big tits, the clean lines of her hips and the strong, muscular curves of her thighs, but when we read what (we fervently hope but still doubt) she has written to accompan...

newVideoPlayer("/Gilligan_porn.flv", 506, 423,""); Last night on "Porntertainment Tonight"—er, sorry, "Entertainment Tonight"—the team took a look, hard look at "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX." Porn spoofs! So cutting edge! Frankly, we're torn between wanting to mock ET for its recent infatuation with porn... and kinda being excited that a mainstream TV show is spending so much time talking about porn. Think they'll have us on as ...

We think of those named in the myriad AVN nominations announced today the way we think of entities benefiting from the $700 billion bailout: With 54 pages of nominations and all of the usual suspects getting multiple nods, wouldn't it be better to just nominate everyone in America for a Best 3-Way Anal Scene? Winners will be announced January 10 in Las Vegas. Among the new categories is Unsung Male Performer, and our pick is Dirty Harry. For Unsu...

Life in the outback can be a dangerous and stressful thing, especially when there are people out there waiting to kill you. There isn't anything these two can do until the authorities come to bring them back up... which mean a lot of free time to wait, all alone. And you know what that means! (If you don't: Asia Carrera may not be good in combat, but she's very, very good at getting people to forget about their troubles.) Danger in the outback ha...

When we were in school, we never fantasized about our lunch lady—but then again, our lunch lady was an old, cranky, and not particularly nice woman; and she definitely wasn't a former pornstar. If she was—well, we would have enjoyed that Salisbury steak a whole lot more, that's for sure. For some reason, though, other people don't seem to see it that way. Instead of rejoicing over the fact that Louisa Tuck, a cafeteria aide at D'Ippol...

During our time in the porn mines, we've seen a lot of police porn. Like, a lot of police porn. It's understandable, really: there are many, many reasons to eroticize that thin blue line: the power (and the abuse of power!), the uniforms, the night sticks... frankly, we're in it for the nightsticks. Catch our favorite police-on-civilian videos after the jump. . . . newVideoPlayer("/policeles.flv", 506, 423,""); Girl punished by police lesbian (...

Sex, love, intrigue, drama, lesbian mixed martial arts experts—um, could you possibly come up with a better porno? (Answer: no, no you absolutely could not.) Not surprisingly, this epic flick (also known as "Champion") comes to us from Shine Louise Houston and Blowfish, the fine minds behind such exemplary dyke smut as the Crash Pad Series and "In Search of the Wild Kingdom." We're chomping at the bit to see this movie; sadly, it won't be o...

We all learned about the importance of sharing way back when we were in kindergarten—but somehow, it seems that those lessons get lost somewhere along the road to adulthood. Too often, when a girl gets a cock in her hand, she just wants to keep it to herself—with no thought of anyone else in the room. Not these girls, though. They know that when you share, everyone gets more. Especially the owner of the cock in question. . . . om/vie...

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