So in Tom Byron's case, home is somewhere deep inside Kristina Rose's ass. What kinda rent do you think he pays on a place like that? (Probably something pretty steep—girls like Kristina don't come cheap, you know.) More »

People laud Henry VIII of England for being a horny, rebellious monarch, like it's cool or something. Well, Henry IV of France was got freaky under quite a few frocks and everybody was cool with it. More »

You can say you want her to wear the mask to "hide her identity from XTube," but we really know you gave it to her so it looks like Lady Gaga is sucking your dick. You can't fool us. More »

If we were trapped in a cave, you know what we'd do? If you guessed "have sex," well, you know us pretty well. And you also probably won't be surprised to learn it's what Maggie Q does in this clip. More »

And when you're done twisting your tongue about them, be sure to check out this video with her areolas, nipples, breasts, and the rest of her gorgeous body. More »

What's your definition of glamour? Ours goes a little something like this: Kim Tao, swimming naked, looks up to see a rakishly dressed Evan Stone. Still fully dressed, Evan hops in the pool—and proceeds to ravish Kim. More »

We've all been there before: you've just finished a hot and heavy make out sesh with your partner, and are lying in bed all post-coitally, when your friend comes up, takes off his clothes, and—hello, threeway! More »

The lovely ladyboy schoolgirl Niki is in the teacher's lounge and she's not supposed to be there. Even worse, she's looking at porn on the computer and that's a big no-no. She is supposed to be a good girl in that plaid skirt and that lovely white blouse and she can't stop from being a naughty slut. That means she'll have to be punished and a teacher just happens to come into the room at the right time to catch this ladyboy being so naughty. He's...

If you’re a longtime reader, you know that it’s the time of year where I fly to Austin, Texas and attend SXSW (interactive), the tech/internet convention that’s referred to as “spring break for geeks”. Basically, this post is both a warning flare and a starting gun: this blog is about to be somewhat hijacked for the next five days by my trip. My goal is to meet the NSFW quotient I found in Austin last year and share...

Image by DAVIDOVSKY. Points of interest in sex include porn as a possible one-a-day vitamin, a sperm donor’s nightmare come true, bad news for gay Catholics, a true Handmaid’s Tale, ABC concluding that porn censorship is leading to “labiaplasty madness” and much more. * An unflinching fan of Ms. Naughty, I was excited to read her post reflecting on her experiences and observations ten years as female-focused, online femal...

...we imagine it would look something like this. A little arty, black and white, with an amateur flavor...and, of course, a cute girl in kick ass knee-high tube socks. More »

Those sneakers that claim to tone your ass and legs while you're walking around? Total crap (though surprisingly popular!). This ad for Reebok's version of that nostrum? Totally transfixing (but hey, we like looking at asses). (copyranter.blogspot.com) More »

Between Lucy Lawless, Pauline McLynn, and now Clementine Celarie, we officially have a trend of older women showing off the goods on the small screen. And god, how we are loving it. More »