Can't stop rubbing toys all over your body? We don't mean sex toys, by the way—that one's completely understandable. We mean all kinds of ordinary objects, including children's toys, household items, and the like. If you're getting to the point where whatever you can get your hands on is getting rubbed on your privates, it's time to call in some backup. In the case of this Italian teenager, an emergency house call is in order. Luckily, ther...