Much as we like to watch boys and girls getting it on, there are some things that a heterosexualist sex scene just can't provide—like the joy of watching two girls go at a doubleheaded dildo the way that only only two girls can. (We hear some of the kids call it "scissoring", though we never thought a fake dong was neccessary for that. But still!) This one goes out to dirty bacon and all the rest of you double dong enthusiasts out there: we...

Behemoths like the much-loved Hitachi Magic Wand have their place, but there's a certain appeal to more discreet sex toys too; after all, sometimes you just don't want your housemates, or kids, or parents, to know you have a vibrator. Better they should think you just really, really like your rubber ducky, flashlight, or — in the case of LELO's new MIA — your USB thumb drive. At just under four and a half inches, the MIA can easily pa...

A SCIENTIFIC STUDY ON THE TASTE, TEXTURE AND SIDE EFFECTS OF AN INTIMATE LUBRICANT A Report by Carly "Pleasure" Drew Sliquid Swirl Glycerin Free Blue Rasperry Flavoured Lubricant is a 125ml bottle of clear water based gel which looks somewhat like bubble bath. I love a good bubble bath, especially whilst eating marshmallows, so this particular taste test already seems promising. The short, rather cute looking bottle has lovely graph...