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This stellar article from my dear friend Midori is right in line with the aesthetic I see increasingly expressed by the hundreds of thousands of people who visit this blog regularly. It’s what I call a “Whole Foods attitude” we’re all cultivating about porn, sex toys, and figuring out good ways we can live our lives as sexual citizens of the world. I love it! Here’s a snip: (…) Below you’ll find some ide...

What’s the best way for a girl to get a ride if she’s stranded? Wear a white, see-through shirt with no bra. It’s also a really good way to get laid, too. Maybe that’s what Remi had in mind when she decided to go braless for the day. She looks like the horny type who likes it when guys stare at her perky, little tits through her shirt. And she’s more than happy to strip the shirt off and show her bare titties t...

“I’ve had a crush on my college professor for the entire semester,” says perverted pixie, Genie Onyx. “It’s all I can do to keep my legs shut while he lectures our class. I’ve tried and tried to get his attention after school, but he avoids me. I finally decided that the only way I was going to get him was to play out the ultimate teacher/naughty schoolgirl fantasy. I got all dolled up and waited for him ...

 While on the course, the teenie cart girl was flirting with Will. After our game Billi Ann came to the parking lot to ask what we were up to. Getting off work she wanted to hang out. Seeing she would be a perfect members of the blow job club, we asked her to come back to the studio and suck Will’s cock. She pretended to be shocked at our offer but once the cash came out of my back pocket she was down on her knees giving me the best b...

Fey is so cool. And that’s hot! “I’m not into the things that other girls in my class are into. I like to watch foreign and independent films and listen to underground bands. On the weekend you can find me at a local show or checking out a new exhibit at the museum. I don’t like the same kinds of guys that other girls like either. I like guys who are into the same things as me, smart guys. But I guess the one thing I...

Jen has a bun in the oven. She’s knocked-up. Preggers. Ready to drop. Seeded. Bearin’ the bump. Her tits are swelling and she’s hornier than normal. We had her undress and asked her to play with her tits, suck the nipples, spread her pussy-flaps and show the pink. Would she stick a cock-toy in there? No problemo. It went in like butter. She came. Jen remembered how she got seeded. She was being fucked in doggie when her pa...

Flat tire got you down, Bianca? “It’s not really the flat tire that’s bumming me out. It’s the boys who said that my chest is as flat as my tire. That was adding insult to injury ’cause I was trying to show off on my bike, then I ran over a big rock and fell off, and that’s when my tire went flat. I can fix my tire, but I can’t fix being flat. Not that I’d want to! Some boys are just stupid an...

 Don’t be fooled by that British accent Hannah Shaw has all that Asian spice and everything nice! Mr. Chew sent in another winner with Eurasian beauty Hannah Shaw who is part Thai part British and one hundred percent freaky sex bomb! Hannah is one horny chick always itching for a big dick. A big dick? Hey I got one of those! My big dick only got bigger and harder watching horny Hannah fingering her pussy making herself wet. This fris...