How often have you wished you could carry your favorite pornstar around in your pocket all day long—only to realize she's just way too big? Thank heavens for Fleshlight Girls—aka Fleshlights with openings in the shape of your favorite pornstars' parts. Granted, a Fleshlight's probably a bit too big for your pocket—but it's certainly more portable than the real Tera Patrick. Also makes for great wall art!

Having just spent Christmas vacation being mobbed by mother, aunts, friends' mothers, and assorted mature women, all we can say is we wish we'd grown up in Paytton Leigh's neighborhood. If we had, we'd be over at her house right now, enthusiastically wishing her a happy, hearty and vigorous 42nd birthday, secure in the knowledge that her children would be back at school and not likely to walk in on us. Although the chances are good that if she ...

Remember when you felt weird about wanting to play with your sister's Barbies? Fear not, because in the infinite wisdom of childhood, you were actually gearing up to play with girls like Jamie Westenhiser. She might look a lot like your sister's dolls, with that tiny waist, gorgeous tits and smooth snatch, but she's definitely got nipples and appears to be a lot easier to pose. I bet you can also get her clothes on and off easier, too, and her sk...

1980 was a banner year in Czechoslovakia—a bumper crop of porn stars was born there on this day: Bibi Fox, Viktorie, Ellen, Veronika Cicolina, Baby Fox and Melanie Crush all arrived on?wait, what? Um. It turns out that Bibi Fox, Viktorie, Ellen, Veronica Cicolina, Baby Fox and Melanie Crush don't just have the same birthday—they're the same girl. What a relief for their mom ? imagine knowing that all six of your beautiful blonde daugh...

As you read this, your fearless leader is somewhere above flyover country, on her way to the land of casinos, convention centers, and pornstars. It's that time again: the Adult Entertainment Expo is upon us! For the next few days, two members of Team Fleshbot (or as we like to call ourselves, Lux and Gram) will be reporting to you live from the Sands Expo Center, giving you an inside look at all the Vegas action (and trying really hard to get Sup...

Oh, there are more than a few things we'd like to give, with limitless enthusiasm, to Brea Lynn. One of them being the AVN she's been nominated for—Best Group Sex Scene, in "Pirates II." Not only is she smoking hot herself, she stars alongside (or under, over, astride, as the case may be) our Supreme Comandress, Stoya. Best of luck, Brea! And once you can tear your eyes away from the vibrator she's employing so expertly, doesn't that little...

The AVN Awards aren't until Saturday, but the AEBN VOD Awards are already handed out. And unlike AVN Award winners, who are chosen by industry professionals, AEBN Award winners are chosen by you, the people! What's that? You don't remember choosing winners for the AEBN VOD Awards? Winners are selected based on the viewing habits of AEBN users (or, in other words, the stars/features/porn that got the most views got the award). But that's not what'...

If you've been crushing on "Champion" star Syd Blakovich as hard as we have, you'll be pleased to know that she's launched her very own website! And that's not all! We've also learned that the pornstar/MMA fighter/artist will be in Vegas this week for the Adult Entertainment Expo, teaching porn aerobics with Madison Young. We are so there. · Syd Blakovich (sydblakovich.com)

Sometimes reality TV stars extend their fame by modeling for sexy pix... and sometimes, sexy models (like Lucy Pinder!) attempt to extend their own by transitioning into reality TV. Ah, the media cycle. (channel4.com)

A look back at the week that was... · First we met Hitomi Tanaka. Then we met her hardcore videos. · It's hard out there for a rockstar pimp. · Well, what do you know: Vulcans have green semen. · What happens to a woman who plays porno Palin? She gets to fuck porno Obama. · Brains and beauty? Say no more. · Goodbye, 2008. We had a time.

We've never been too big on New Year's resolutions (we think we're perfect just the way we are), but who are we to begrudge others on their path to self-improvement? XBiz has rounded up a fine collection of adult performers, and asked them to share their resolutions for the coming year. Some of our favorites: Belladonna: In 2009 I want to be able to completely edit a scene or whole movie, by myself. Kylie Ireland: I resolve to find more time to ...

As the new year dawns, we're given a new chance to start over, a new sense of hope—especially since, in less than three weeks, we'll be inaugurating a new president. A new biracial president. In the spirit of hope, and change, and biraciality, we're celebrating the dawn of 2009 the best way we know how: with a slew of multiracial pornstars. As women who come from complicated heritages, they're perfectly poised to lead us into the future and...

Team Fleshbot said goodbye to 2008 by drinking hot spiced cider and cursing the chill that took over New York for the evening. But how did our favorite pornstars ring in the New Year? Unfortunately, we couldn't follow them around all evening—but the magic of Twitter allowed us to virtually stalk them from the comfort of our own home! Andy San Dimas ate some toast. Sinnamon Love turned 35. Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya did nothing, whil...