newVideoPlayer("/boobs4sperm.flv", 506, 423,""); Jenny's very confused. You see, the poor girl thinks her life is actually a porn movie. Though, as it happens, we're rather glad that it turns out she's right. Sure, her doctor may try to convince her that her life isn't really a porno—but Jenny's not going to listen to simple reason. After all, she's got proof! She's got a script! And she is rather persuasive... what's that line about life ...

Image via Orangitus. I don’t know how I missed this one: a long while back MSNBC reported Scientists look to sperm to power nanobots — and you know how that stuff can get *everywhere* if you’re not mindful. Talk about scientists having their hands full. After the essay I published by the local slutty sperm bank teller, I can actually think of a couple of extremely naughty girls probably putting their resumes together right now&#...

So a member of my site asked me to grab a bottle of lotion and just pour it all over my mans cock until you can’t really see his knob anymore so I did as much as I could before I got horny and started to jack all of that lotion all over the place up and down. It was such a slippery peice of meat I made him cum alot all over my hands that it mixed into the lotion and became one sticky messy mess! (yum) enjoy the video… Luv Lori xo

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For the past eight or so years, the United States hasn't really had the best relationship with the whole Middle Eastern/South Asian area of the world (we know you're totally shocked by that). But with the election of Barack Obama, we're hoping that that will all change—and what better way to salute our hopeful new future than with a roundup of beautiful women of South Asian and Middle Eastern descent? (Yeah, we knew you couldn't think of on...

Halloween: a time for mischief, mayhem, and (of course) candy; the one night of the year when we can let our fantasies out, when girls can dress all slutty-like and say it's just a part of their firefighter costume. But even if you prefer to keep your sexy antics at home, you can still get into the Halloween spirit this Friday. Hustler's put together a list of their top five Halloween-themed pornos—and we have a few we'd like to add. On the...

A look back at the week that was... · Breaking: Serra Paylin is still getting nailed. · Bree Olson and Eva Angelina are sweet as pie... until you pit them against one another. · The horror! The horror! The... night of the giving head? · Still looking for a Halloween costume? These girls might be able to help you out. · The Germans love Stoya. Which makes them exactly like everyone else. · Why, Nerve, you ...

Because we want your Halloween party to have a different flavor than your Election Night party, Fleshbot will be presenting its ungainly backlog of horror porn over the next week to whet your appetite for porn zombies, porn warlocks, and the inevitable porn vampires (in fact, it's almost exclusively porn vampires). To start us off, witness Caroline Pierce's Boobs-Beyond-the-Grave in Rodney Moore's delightful "Night of the Giving Head." Night of t...

There's even more mammary madness in part three of Breast Sex when Kiki Daire, Brittany Love, Heather Lane and Haley Hills get their big tits fucked by sweating sex maniacs. The soft skin and the pressure of their chest mountains induces massive sperm dumping. On bed, on desks, on every place they can lay back, the girls drain men's balls as dry as bags of airline peanuts. See More of Kiki Daire at SCOREVIDEOS.COM!

If you haven’t heard about the American urban myth for pregnancy prevention that involves rinsing your coochie with Coke after sex, I apologize in advance for this one… It seems that someone decided to take this urban legend up on its merits and see if Coke was really a spermicide. And they won an Ig Nobel prize in the process! Physorg has the story, snip: Deborah Anderson had heard the urban legends about the contraceptive effectiven...

The reason most criminals get caught is because they don't really think their plan through. For starters, robbing a bank makes sense, but robbing a sperm bank is just pointless. You can find that stuff anywhere and it's not that hard to collect. (Don't worry fellas—your deposits are insured.) Also, no matter what kind of institution you decided to knock over, you have to keep yourself properly covered at all times. All those witnesses will ...

Image of Marta by the talented and romantic LadyPain (here’s her blog). The Panopticist has a fantastic writeup and lots of well-done video in their post, Stanley Kubrick's The Shining, Now With Hot Girl-on-Girl Action (via MetaFilter by way of Praemedia). Them’s that wait should viddy this snip: From Flesh Gordon to The Sperminator, spoofs of mainstream cultural offerings have long been a staple of the porn industry. Shakespeare por...

Is there anyone out there who doesn't love a good party? And when the party we're talking about features with strippers, hookers, and all sorts of sexy naked fun ... well, we certainly don't turn down those kinds of invitations. Whether you're celebrating your last night as a bacehlor, enjoying the drunked fruits of frat life, or just getting better acquainted with some old (or brand new) friends, we hope you're having the time of your life. Espe...