Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and the carols are sung, the excitement builds for that holiday of holidays, Christmas. But let us not forget all of the little celebrations that get overl...

Some say that the standards for womanly beauty are quite narrow: pale, perfect skin; thin waist; high, firm breasts; gracefully swelling hips; long, shiny hair. To that we say "pah." We think girls are hot for reasons that have little to do with body type or hair cut. This week's round-up of the steamiest moments in the sex-blog scene focuses on women who are absolutely gorgeous when they're screaming in pleasure. We don't really think their love...

Our hearts have been burning up for Jenna Haze a lot lately, but who can blame us? She's fucked her way up the pornstar ladder of fame—and taken a place securely at the top. But there was a time when little Jenna Haze wasn't Jenna Haze at all; when she was only a meager understudy, looking up to others as they got railed on camera. But like any star, Jenna had to shine—and take matters into her own hands...or mouth. We always knew she...

Image by modfetish, via dream ’secretary’ GalaDarling. This week’s San Francisco Chronicle column, Mortgage Sluts: People are gettin’ down like it’s 1929 was entirely inspired by Bacchus’ post on the topic — though I think you’ll enjoy and be slightly alarmed, and maybe even a bit titillated by the direction I went with it. Interesting *not* to see it on the front page by now; usually it’s up ...

This post is all about Australian site I Feel Myself, and their recent change — they’re a women owned and operated amateur site whose content is extremely tasty. But, they just moved to an *ethical* porn payment processing company. Which is like, a fucking revolution: a payout company (Feck) who literally states, “Our Artists are not professional models so we insist that all forms of promotion are sensitive to this fact, and re...

We all learned about the importance of sharing way back when we were in kindergarten—but somehow, it seems that those lessons get lost somewhere along the road to adulthood. Too often, when a girl gets a cock in her hand, she just wants to keep it to herself—with no thought of anyone else in the room. Not these girls, though. They know that when you share, everyone gets more. Especially the owner of the cock in question. . . . om/vie...

The gangling and pale Mina Meow is having pounding headaches, so she reports to Nurse Natali Demore's office and promptly disrobes after describing her symptoms. Demore immediately chloroforms her and sticks clamps on her buttocks. See? It's just like "Cold Comfort Farm"! In "Medical Pain Sluts 2," the petite dominatrix Natali Demore clearly has something to prove, else she would treat pain rather than inflict more of it. Admittedly I was ...

Pink Visual's "Asian Slut Invasion 5" leaves us wondering which side we're supposed to be rooting for. Are we being invaded by Asian sluts or are they invading us? And that Jandi Lin is so polite that we can't imagine how she can be mixed up in any of this. More Jandi Candy after the gap. There are things in porn that it's always nice to see ? some of them are rarer than others, so there is a calculus of enjoyment ? a quantum, if you will ? predi...

Since we're not British, we've remained largely unaware of the whole Georgina Baillie scandal that's (apparently) been causing waves all across the UK these past few weeks. But thanks to our good friend Google, we've managed to piece together the important details. From what we can tell, it goes something like this: Georgina is the granddaughter of Andrew Sachs, the actor who played Manuel on "Fawlty Towers." As a young woman, she got involved in...

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Rocco Siffredi may not always speak the same language as his costars—but since they all tend to speak the language of love (language of rough sex?), communication isn't usually much of a problem. And for those rare girls who aren't super fluent in sexspeak, well, Rocco's more than happen to give some private lessons. He even has a lovely assistant who's ever so happy to help provide some extra help for those students who need some very focu...

Time to start bundling up! Amazingly, it's November already—we wouldn't have believed it if it wasn't for the chilly weather that's already set in. Start raking the leaves and unpacking your sweaters, cause fall is here to stay. But hey, look on the bright side: when it gets cold outside, that's just all the more reason to stay cuddled up inside. (And though it may seem like a ways away, we suggest you get mentally prepared for the family g...

Jasmine Black is just walking, minding her own business. Around the corner, Melissa Mandlikova and Kristy Klenot await with mean intentions. What Jasmine did to offend them, we couldn't tell ya but Kristy is the ringleader of the two. "Here comes Jasmine, that snotty bitch," Kristy says to a smirking Melissa. "Get that bucket ready." Their tits jiggle with glee. When Jasmine is in their line of sight, Kristy soaks her while Melissa's ...