That goofy Danny is at it again, hosting the kinds of kinky love orgies you always fantasized about while watching the show. Buckle up for a blast from the past porno style! Director Will Ryder is to the porn parody what Alexander Graham Bell is to the telephone — whether he invented them or not, he's going down in history as the man who did. Having knocked it out of the park with his Britney Spears and J-Lo spoofs, he followed up with the ...

Now that we know that the ideal breast size is 34C, Japan has just in time come up with an amazingly easy solution for those less well-rounded. Continuing its tradition of bringing us things that are simultaneously cute, strange and sexy, Japan is now offering the F-Cup Cookie, which, when eaten (obviously), should assist members of the itty bitty titty committee look more like the feted Elizabeth Hurley or ScarJo. (blogs.villagevoice.com)

The babes have done their part, now it's time to do yours! · Cherokee (join2babes.com) · Christine (bigboobs.hu) · Courtney Tyler (babesandbitches.net) · Elena (glossybabes.com) · Eva (sweettanda.com) · Indiana (eros-and-grace.net) · Isabella (galleries100.com) · Jannete and Sharon (bigboobs.hu) · Karina (kindgirls.com) · Kyra Chasin (babetastik.com) · Marabelle (ne...

I haven’t seen one in real life, but got the email about its alleged clitoral prowess (and rechargeability) so now I’m really wondering how this thing stacks up: The Femblossom. It’s not cheap, but it’s on sale for $80 right now, which is still a bit of a stretch for those who’ve just been “Yes, We Canned.” According to Babeland, “Reach parts of your clitoris you didn’t know existed and vibrat...

If you ever decide to make a documentary about the little known phenomenon of Sex On Campus, you'd probably want to go about it something like this... Firstly, choose a "JUNIOR" college that happens to house its hot co-eds in a mansion with sun rooms and a huge swimming pool. Secondly, find the two girls on campus most likely to jack off for your amusement. And lastly, make sure their ray-ban sporting, obviously much older boyfriends are about t...

Wanna learn how to make time stand still? Read on for this week's selection of hot sex-blog reads with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump. It's a brand new year and we're in no hurry for time to slip away as fast as it did in 2008. Sex bloggers may have figured out the secret to making time stand still: it's sex. Even a simple kiss can stop clocks they say, and don't even ask what can happen when you throw ropes, paper-thin dresses and bisexual wom...

These days, nude beaches are anything but sexy—but it wasn't always like that. And if Hedonism II has any say in the matter, it won't be that way for long. (blackbookmag.com, thumbnail)

Wouldn’t it be great if we all had a tranny nurse at our disposal to come over to our house and fuck use whenever we were feeling a little unwell? This is what today’s gallery from Latina Tranny is all about, and that’s the situation this guy lives in. Today he’s given his tranny nurse Sabrina a call and she’s here to try and pleasure him as he desires. She has him suck her tranny dick to get the party started and th...

Image by MaleficusV from this sexy iPod set; also visit his site (maleficusv.com) for more goodies. It’s that time of year again… Steve Jobs won’t be there to shower me in affection *this* time, but perhaps I can get a pic with Phil — but if he touches me, I’m totally filing for OSXual harassment…. On Craigslist: Macintosh Freak for a Little Freak - m4w - 27 - (downtown / civic / van ness) pic Hey there all yo...

Have you been scratching your head, wondering which of the web's finest altporn sites are the best? Well, you're in luck: Lazerbunny has assembled a list of the web's top ten altporn sites. Now, we're not going to pretend that this list is in anyway definitive. First of all, it's based on Alexa rankings, which should always be taken with a very large grain of salt; secondly, it's not clear what, exactly, was used to determine a website's altness ...

Sometimes reality TV stars extend their fame by modeling for sexy pix... and sometimes, sexy models (like Lucy Pinder!) attempt to extend their own by transitioning into reality TV. Ah, the media cycle. (channel4.com)

You've just wrapped your run on the third season of a reality show that's a ripoff of a popular network drama, and you're worried your time is done. How do you extend your fifteen minutes? Why, by starting a blog! And posting nudes topless pictures sexy bikini shots! Remember kids: reality TV show fame is fleeting, but the internet is forever. At least we hope it is, for Kim Zolciak's sake (and, uh, ours too). · Kim Zolciak Online (kimzolc...

This image is of Scar13 doused with sauce and shot by Keith Allen Phillips, whom I blogged a while back for his fun, super-cute and sexy site Naked Girls In Our Bed. He’s been doing a messy series lately, it appears… I also really like his well-shot collection of slightly skewed candids at Behind The Fetish. Here’s the messy set in progress.