Image by friend Richard Kadrey. Over at Shake Well Before Use, my close friend Ariel Waldman shows us Bedpost, which is still in alpha but endeavors to give users a utility to utterly, possibly scarily geek out with your very own DIY sexual experience data aggregator. It’s either “yay!” or “yikes!” but I think Bedpost looks fun either way — though it could use a little, erm — tweaking when it comes to ge...

Natalia A from this astoundingly beautiful gallery. See, the problem is that I’m always searching for good porn. So when I find better and better stuff at the end of the week, I hide it in Firefox tabs for the weekend, much like a squirrel stashing jiggly, giggly and artsy acorns of pretty girl gallery goodness. This ain’t a linkfarm post dear readers, these are my personal favorites; I don’t get paid for clicks and I strongly ...

A look back at the week that was ... · In case you haven't heard, Jesse Jane is kinda hot. · Are we getting sea sick or is that another Pirate ship on the (very distant) horizon? · Are there any stories from our childhood that haven't been sullied by porn's tender embrace? Just checking, because we want to make sure they all get covered. · Old madams don't die. Seriously, you can't kill this one. · Teagan Presley is where the boys aren't. Literal...

"Whenever I masturbate I like to think about past sexual experiences I've had. It turns me on more than fantasizing. This time, while I was stuffing my pussy I thought about the time I fucked this guy in a car wash. I don't know what I was thinking. I must've been so horny 'cause there was a line behind us! We'd already been feeling up on each other while driving around, so when we got to the car wash I was ready to go. We pulled in a...

` Jitka wants to break into porn and this well known stunt cock, Dries Breyne and it's a big cock for a tiny little girl. He's goign to see just how much this tiny teen can take and believe me it's a lot. It's her first anal sex and with such a huge cock. This is some ass ripping porn with our tiny anal first timer and Dries! Settle back you will want to see this twice. Click here for more of this hot babe at Anal Petite

Gigi is now 45 and fucking in front of the camera for the first time. That's impressive considering she's done so much in her life: act, model, strip. Now, she's a fuck queen and loving it. "I was nervous at first," she said. "But after a while, I forgot the camera was there." Gigi says her "biggest turn-on is charm, intelligence and a sexy smile. Besides his face and smile, the first thing I notice about a man is the twinkle in his ...

When Christina comes home early one day, she catches her man sprawled out on the couch watching foot-job porn and checking out dirty magazines. He tries to hide his erect penis and act ashamed, but that does nothing to quell her fury. How dare he waste her tribute? How dare he spill one drop of his seed without her permission? Obviously he needs to be taught a lesson, but what's a busy career woman to do? Punish that dirty man and mas...

Reyna Mae has plump desires...desires to be an executive for a corporation. This will give her ultimate power over her employees, especially her male employees. Specifically male employees with big dicks who get rock hard instantly at the sight of a woman's large, dangling hangers. Boss Reyna hauls Mikey into her office to give him a reaming but soon winds up on the receiving end of the ream. The moral of the story is that even power ...

Crystal Gunns looked real good this time. Face, tan, tan-lines, a bit of oil, I think, costume, hairstyle and poses; it all came together real well. Powerhouse sexiness! I love The Gunns Show and her candid photos. She really deserves to be Model of the Year. And so does Christy Marks, smashingly hot in a very well made photo set. I love Delotta Brown. She is one of the "Supreme Women." She has super-fine breasts. Daylene Rio looks sm...

It's easy to see why Gianna is currently one of the top porn stars on the big-tit scene. She bangs with all the spunk and heat of six women combined. As a mechanic at Big Tit Tune-Up, Gianna's met her share of rough, demanding customers. She's also met sexist customers who doubt her ability to repair a car because she's a girl and bait her with snotty comments. Nothing gets Gianna more angry. Here she meets Johnny Rod, who wheels his ...

Sadly, none of the pairings in this movie are of actual mothers and daughters; in fact, one participant revealed to me that "even if I had a daughter, I wouldn't have sex near her". But that is why porn is all about fantasy. We were happy to see that the title was not "Fuck My Mommy and Me," but we wish producers had respected us enough to choose some other prop than a goddamn lollipop to denote youth. Couldn't she be texting, or filling out col...

Image via Inkman. Cafe lattes should be frothy, not sex educators. But when I was cruising my Google News feeds and came across the CNN article Ladies: 5 ways to get your sex life going, I clicked it, felt instantly like a total dope for giving them my click, and became frothier than a soy mocha at how utterly wrongheaded, and, well, ignorant, the article is. Because their answer for getting our sex lives going is — dope. In the piece, CNN...

This is one of our regularly scheduled porn breaks, where I cease to bring you sex news, sexual health info and commentary and show you some adult entertainment. Today I want to share one of my very favorite porn niches with you, and it’s not the first time I’ve sung the praises of CFNM (clothed female, naked male). I love this genre for a variety of reasons: the girls are having a *blast* laughing and making the men into their playt...