The amount of photographers hovering greedily here in Nevada tends to put the Meowry on a hair trigger, ready to stick fingers in mouths coquettishly or self-ass-slap on a moment's notice. But not these girls. Evie Delatosso, Aiden Starr, Charlotte Vale, Dylan Lauren, and Stevie Hart are all signatories with Spiegler Girls, a Porn Valley talent agency. The culture at that agency is different; the talent seems to like each other. "Evie is just my ...

Out in the desert with nothing but your socks and hitching boots? Well, we have an idea how to stay hydrated while you're out there. There you are, out in the hot dry desert with your sexiest friend, with nothing to do but well, each other. Which is all well and good, as long as you remember the importance of hydration—we don't want anyone getting dehydrated out there, after all. So when giving a blowjob, make sure to make it really wet and...

That goofy Danny is at it again, hosting the kinds of kinky love orgies you always fantasized about while watching the show. Buckle up for a blast from the past porno style! Director Will Ryder is to the porn parody what Alexander Graham Bell is to the telephone — whether he invented them or not, he's going down in history as the man who did. Having knocked it out of the park with his Britney Spears and J-Lo spoofs, he followed up with the ...

Good news, everybody! Famed Japanese male masturbation toy the Tenga Cup is now stateside—and comes in both disposable and reusable forms. Watch out, Fleshlight! (And yes, we will be getting one for, ahem, review.)

Now that we know that the ideal breast size is 34C, Japan has just in time come up with an amazingly easy solution for those less well-rounded. Continuing its tradition of bringing us things that are simultaneously cute, strange and sexy, Japan is now offering the F-Cup Cookie, which, when eaten (obviously), should assist members of the itty bitty titty committee look more like the feted Elizabeth Hurley or ScarJo. (blogs.villagevoice.com)

There's not really anything weird or funny about this video, it's just that seeing a girl get fucked in the ass totally does it for us. We're sure you'll agree.i>really want to know is how Naomi thought she was getting herself ready for that huge cock with that itty bitty buttplug. The look on her face while she's getting rammed tells us she's probably wondering the same thing. · Hot ass Naomi picked up and assfucked on the job! (pornhub...

While some believe taking ecstasy and going to rave parties is an awesome way to get laid, science has proven otherwise. nce has proven what your mothers have been telling you all along: Drugs Are Bad. Researchers at the University of Bari, in Italy, completed a study showing that MDMA impaired rats' ability to copulate, though loud music stimulated the rats to get it on. Despite the stimulating effect of the bumping techno, the deleterious effec...

* Fight Club Porn: Violet Blue goes a round in the ring with the star of groundbreaking film, “Champion: Love Hurts” (San Francisco Chronicle; sfgate.com) * Syd was sekritly in my bed with her hot luv Jiz and KumiMonster, NYE — namaste, motherfuckers. * See also — exclusive (very) explicit gallery: “Champion”. In one of my earliest Open Source Sex columns, I introduced you to local, queer, women-run porn compa...

Hey, it's another podcast! We're back on the ball with these things. In this one, we respond to a letter asking about dominant women and fucking. I will note that as usual, Monk and I made a lot of bad jokes about the letter when we were recording. We've since actually met the woman who wrote us, and she's very nice, so I feel slightly bad about about kidding her so much, even in absentia.However, the way Monk and I do these is: we shut ourselves...

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Photo by Scott Beale / Laughing Squid when Scott and I ran into the MacHeads filmmakers at Macworld 2009 yesterday. If you’re in town and attending San Francisco’s Macworld 2009, tonight at 6:15 in room 134 of the North Hall of the Moscone Center is the premiere of MacHeads: The Movie. I’ll be there. Scott has a great post about it on Laughing Squid — and it looks like I’m being cited on cNet for my racy segment in t...

Image by Danny Sullivan, which accompanied his 2007 search engine land article. Via Lawgeek, and not terribly sex related but a *great* read nonetheless — Why I Left Facebook: By mollyschoemann, snip: Because every damn time I signed on to Facebook, my feed went like this: [Girl you found distasteful in high school]: Has posted pictures from her wedding! Click here to view her photos, while wondering if perhaps you misjudged her, back in th...

Not only will there be awards for performances of feats of sexual genius at AVN, there is now an award for "Best Original Song." So who gives the best aural? Maura Johnston at Idolator did a great job of rounding up this year's nominees for "Best Original Song", with links to music videos and everything! We are happy to report that our much-beloved Joanna Angel has a song from "Rock and Roll in My Butthole" nominated, by a band called Brutal Enig...