Image Transmission Control Protocol by dailyinvention. Someone just wrote me asking, “is there a term for this sexual occurrence — what is it called when you lose yr network connection while surfing for teh porn?” Thoughts? Is this the dreaded ND, or Network Dysfunction?

Not a sex post, but a fun new tech thing I’ve been playing with (using different phone cameras): 12seconds.tv. Here’s a little explanation.

xkcd image via FotoBart, dedicated to Jonathan. Happy anniversary, my love. Here’s an Instructable for How to Have Sex (yes, there’s an xkcd comic in it, of course — thanks, Evil Signtist!). Also, don’t miss How to make out and How To Sleep With A Friend. Right now, their ‘featured’ is How to Put on a Condom.

"I posed to start a savings account so I can get some tits," said Kelly. "My bloke says I'm sexy just the way I am, but I'm sure he'd think I was even more sexy if I had a set of 34D titties. I know I certainly would! My job in the auto parts warehouse pays reasonable money, and I still live at home with my mum, so?I can save a bit each payday, but the fee from NN will be a nice lump sum to start me off. Maybe I'll pose again in a whi...

Voluptuous magazine covergirl Emily Cartwright walks the staircase to heaven...orgasmic heaven...with this wild, wild video that leaves nothing to the imagination. Emily is proud of her natural big ones. So proud, she's always eager to show her beauties off for the SCORE camera. Her stacked and hot body is ready to bust out of her tight dress...Emily merely accelerates the process by undressing for our pleasure. Squeezing and rubbing ...

The super-stacked, super-sexy Dallas Dixon is not a professional ecdysiast by trade. This is her fantasy, however, and in her fantasies, Dallas can be whoever she wants to be, including a stripper with a rack that will not stop and heavy hangers meant to be sucked all night and day by boobs-lovers like you or me. "I have a regular job," says Dallas. "Modeling is play for me and I love it. There aren't any opportunities where I live to...

…. the piece that finds my privacy and harassment issues so hilarious as to write, “In a goodbye post on Wikipedia, Burch uploaded one of the police reports, which shows Blue’s home address, cell phone digits, driver’s license number, and ? every woman’s nightmare ? her weight.” Yes, the pithy vanity of a woman’s restraining order request — my weight, my ass. Wow, the Weekly is so funny. Here is my ...

Image by habkb. This week’s SF Chronicle column is Pole Dancing Gets Serious: Violet Blue watches gymnasts take over the gentleman’s club sport and turn it into an international competition. It was totally inspired by my visit last week to Sedusa Studios, the largest (and most welcoming) pole-dancing instruction place probably in the world. They did try to teach me one pole trick — I did fall very gracefully. But in the column,...

40Something.com kicks off the new movie My Wife Your Meat starring Holly Halston with an introductory interview as SCOREtv host Dave chats with Holly and her porn star-director husband, Troy Halston. What makes My Wife Your Meat special? For starters, this is the first time Holly has fucked another guy besides Troy. They've been married 14 years and only Troy's cock has gone into her pussy and asshole. After the interview, Holly intro...

Hi, Talana. Welcome to Booty Mag. Is it true you're only 19? "That's what my birth certificate says:?Born January 8th, 1989 in Chicago, Illinois. I graduated from high school just a year ago, and about the same time, I had sex for the first time. Yeah, I waited a long time, but it was worth it. This guy, he knew what he was doing. He was older than me, and he ate my pussy for about a half hour, and before he even stuck his dick in me,...

"On the day I was all set to go pose outdoors for the magazine, it rained like crazy," said Talana. "I wanted to wait till another day, but my boyfriend was all jazzed up to do it and he got real disappointed. Then I had the idea of posing in my bathroom and putting on the skin cream. I remembered one time before he had walked in while I was doing it and he got all sexed up for some reason. He got all excited when I suggested it, so I...

Kerra is trying to nap, but horny Johnny Rod has a skin rocket in his pocket and needs a roll on the couch. Kerra is sleepy but still horny. She's a girl who knows what she wants in sex. "I usually don't get off when men are pounding hard on my breasts or squeezing or pinching them really hard. Just do it kindly and nicely to my nipples. Massage them. I'm kind of sensitive underneath my boobs as well, so just moving your hands back an...

"I love to get in the gym and work up a hot sweat," says creamy-thighed Claudia. "I like to work my legs and ass until they are sore and need to be rubbed. But mostly, I just like to take my shoes off when they are warm from my exercising and inhale the pungent musk they emit. The smell of sweat mingled with the sweet smell of my skin gets my juices flowing...right out of my pussy. I like my stinky shoes and socks so much that sometim...