It shouldn’t surprise anyone that it’s four am friday night (saturday morning) and I’m just getting to this post (I’ve been collecting tips for it for over a week). My hotel room, which got upgraded to a top floor executive suite, is at this moment populated with attractive drunk people (though @dotBen does not drink, and he is fighting South-By-Sars aka SXSRS). One is telling us how she cut some girl’s hair on a d...

Maybe you are tired of my Lady Gaga fangirling, with all the weird sexual fetishes and alien fashion. That’s okay; maybe you also like me and/or this blog for other things and will happily skip this post. Otherwise, I just watched her new video with Beyonce for “Telephone” and it is absolutely so not a music video, and I love it. In fact, it has nothing to do with the song. It is a bizarre violent cartoon of lesbian malfeasanc...

Remember the Jessica Alba In Trouble post from ten days ago? She made a great “damsel in distress” in Sin City, true. But not everyone wants to be the hero who rescues the damsel; nay, in these 21st-century internets, you’re just as likely to meet somebody who’d like to step for a while into the shoes of the villain. If a thing exists, there is porn of it. In this case, Bondage Blog has found it. There’s a cartoo...

Did you know that picking locks is sexy? View this post in its original location at ErosBlog: The Sex Blog. If you are reading this anywhere but in a feed reader, it has been scraped without permission. Feed obtained by: (91.117.114.246) Similar Sex Blogging:Now It Can Have Fur Around It

After last year’s hilarity involving the education of a substantial fraction of our culture in the finer points of teabagging, it’s time to share a “nothing-new-under-the-sun” moment that surprised even me. I refer, of course, to an artwork called Calvary. It’s by Felicien Rops, dates from 1882, and it features, among other disturbing imagery, the devil’s own ball sack, squarely planted (ok, not quite square,...

If we were trapped in a cave, you know what we'd do? If you guessed "have sex," well, you know us pretty well. And you also probably won't be surprised to learn it's what Maggie Q does in this clip. More »

To those of you still locked in winter’s icy grip, or for whom March remains more lion than lamb, I offer Susie from Action Girls: “Travel agent? Oh, travel agent! I need a flight to wherever SHE is.” View this post in its original location at ErosBlog: The Sex Blog. If you are reading this anywhere but in a feed reader, it has been scraped without permission. Feed obtained by: (87.52.164.50)