While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right? Referencing ...

Image by Richard Kadrey / Kaos Beauty Klinik. It’s estimated that if you’re in a room with 18 women in it, probably three of them are experiencing some sort of vaginal or vulvar pain. It’s not fun to think of. They are not dancing because they are happy. I’m not talking about painful intercourse — which can derive from a number of factors such as physical inexperience, hyper-sensitivity, dryness, big or overlong obje...

"Being exposed in public, showing my pussy or flashing my breasts, makes me so horny that I can barely control myself. It gives me a sexual rush to know that people are shocked by my nudity or even possibly as aroused as I am to be seeing my privates. There have been times when I flashed my pussy to a man in the street and I've seen his hard-on straining in his pants and I've asked him to come home with me. My favorite type of outfit ...