It's hard not to think of any porn movie that bills itself as "dark, squalid, and ominous" as missing another adjective: pretentious. But even after struggling our way through the copy that adorns the (rather gorgeous) box cover of "Hospital" along with assorted surgical implements and bloody smears, the only word that describes how director Benny Profane's new Vivid Alt release makes us feel is excited. Then again, Mandy Morbid always makes us f...