What a nifty coincidence! You just so happen to be lurking outside her window, watching her masturbate as she lies back on the couch. She'll be so happy that you're already there, turning her private moments into your personal little peep show! More »

Like every proud American who has sexual fantasies about green-skinned Orion Slave Dancers, I was crushed when I found out the secret NASA mission to test sexual positions in space (strictly for the good of humanity, of course) was in reality a a Bigfoot-in-a-freezer-sized hoax. Maybe NASA just hasn’t gotten the memo that the world’s most popular social lubricant is a guaranteed way to turn any boring space flight into a zero-G Nude ...

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In the wake of 10 unsolved sexual assaults, South Park Slope, Brooklyn women are being harassed by cops — told that if they want to avoid being raped, they shouldn’t wear skirts. According to today’s Wall Street Journal article: “In a neighborhood with a reputation for liberal and feminist tendencies, the message is, as to be expected, not going over so well.” Here’s what the Journal says, in its article titled...

In the language of adult industry marketing, the “monster” in “monster cock” has traditionally meant “kind of big, and we shot it from a weird angle.” No longer! If you’ve got a taste for damnation by dong, you can get it with a little help from Fleshlight. And with plenty of time still before Halloween, who can say no to the alluring power of zombie cock? Fleshlight, the manufacturer of the line of mast...

Possibly one of the funniest, driest Casual Encounters I’ve ever read. Seriously: who wrote this? It’s got to be a frustrated porn writer… Complete text below, as it will surely be taken down for its criminal portrayal of airship disasters. SF bay area craigslist > east bay > personals > casual encounters I’m looking for a raunchy girl with stamina for an energetic exchange – m4w – 25 (oakland downtown) Date: ...

“All the utilities are included, the rent is 500 a month, and there’s a little private entrance around the side in case you want to bring the ladies over,” Jenny‘s husband, Sergio, explains to the perspective tenant. But he seems more interested in 43-year-old Jenny than he does in the rental terms. She’s dressed in a sexy, low-cut top and a skirt so short, the new guy can see her panties when hubby goes off to take...

“All the utilities are included, the rent is 500 a month, and there’s a little private entrance around the side in case you want to bring the ladies over,” Jenny‘s husband, Sergio, explains to the perspective tenant. But he seems more interested in 43-year-old Jenny than he does in the rental terms. She’s dressed in a sexy, low-cut top and a skirt so short, the new guy can see her panties when hubby goes off to take...

Alleged sex cult for sex work raided: Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery on Thursday said the Phoenix Goddess Temple, raided by police the day before, “was no more a church than Cuba is Fantasy Island. Temple visitors are encouraged to make a ‘financial offering of support’ for the services they receive from the sacred sisters, which include “Whole Body Healing”, “Goddess Worship”, and “Fant...

Alleged sex cult for sex work raided: Maricopa County Attorney Bill Montgomery on Thursday said the Phoenix Goddess Temple, raided by police the day before, “was no more a church than Cuba is Fantasy Island. Temple visitors are encouraged to make a ‘financial offering of support’ for the services they receive from the sacred sisters, which include “Whole Body Healing”, “Goddess Worship”, and “Fant...