It's hard not to think of any porn movie that bills itself as "dark, squalid, and ominous" as missing another adjective: pretentious. But even after struggling our way through the copy that adorns the (rather gorgeous) box cover of "Hospital" along with assorted surgical implements and bloody smears, the only word that describes how director Benny Profane's new Vivid Alt release makes us feel is excited. Then again, Mandy Morbid always makes us f...

“Angie in San Francisco, CA. Made by Frank Wallis in 1997. 35mm fim scan.” Via modele.citizen. This is really not the sort of thing I’d ever expect to see on a local real estate blog — but then, I *do* know where I live. Snip: WARNING: The content in this post may not be suitable for children or those that are sensitive to sexual content. Reader discretion is advised? Real estate agents are made fun of on the daily (most ...

We've never been big fans of Internet Explorer — but then, IE has never been that big a fan of us either. That could all change with the release of IE 8, which is rumored to include a private browsing feature (aka "porn mode") that would allow users to cover their tracks while browsing naughty websites. We might still have to deal with all of IE's other flaws, but at least we'd have one less thing to worry about. (gizmodo.com)

Image from Naomi’s gallery. I think I missed a week, because I have quite a stockpile of explicit pretty girl galleries — and I really enjoy curating this post. I open anything that lookes interesting in new tabs, then click “X” if it’s boring, and keep the hot stuff. I hope you like what I do — if not — tell me what you want to see more of. I notice that I tend to like girls half-dressed these days, whi...

This publication seems to be in love with the word "fap" as much as the nation is in love with Michael Phelps. So why not combine them? At least for the duration of this post, substitute "Phelps" for "fap" and consider the onomatopoetic implications (I imagine the L sound coming from a punch to the throat when it's done). Anyway, if you were running the Beijing Olympics, what sexy sport—and we're talking medal sports, not demonstration spo...

Is there anyone out there who doesn't love a good party? And when the party we're talking about features with strippers, hookers, and all sorts of sexy naked fun ... well, we certainly don't turn down those kinds of invitations. Whether you're celebrating your last night as a bacehlor, enjoying the drunked fruits of frat life, or just getting better acquainted with some old (or brand new) friends, we hope you're having the time of your life. Espe...

Our beautiful blonde and busty cutie has a nice thick cock in her hand and about to be in her hot little mouth. Those nasty teens are always up to something and it doesn't matter where they are they will go to it if there is even one moment of privacy. It's not exactly private where they are today and that fence painting must wait but they sure are having fun. Click here for more of this dirtyfilthy teenie

While certain tabloids were busy speculating about Jenna Jameson's alleged impregnation by Tito Ortiz last week, it only took Fleshbot operatives a single well-placed phone call to verify that although they're trying hard, there is as yet no bundle of joy on the horizon for the couple. (Yes, you read it here first.) Sad news, to be sure—but we've also used that same exclusive access to bring you these photos from Paul Thomas' "Burn", which ...

We know we tend to talk about our lesbian sistren around here like they're another (hotter) species, but the plain fact of the matter is that their lives are every bit as ordinary as everyone else's. Take Gina and Peaches here, the two luscious Viv Thomas stars who recently moved in together and decided to share their connubial bliss with the rest of us via a brand spanking new blog—which will (surprise!) also be promoting their new paysite...

The world of international beauty contests has been rocked by a stunning revelation about the past of current Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza. It turns out that before she began her career as a beauty contestant, she used to be ... a model! And as you all know, being a model sometimes requires you to pose without clothes on, even if all your private parts are tastefully covered up in the end product. Delicate sensibilities have naturally been offend...

I woke up to an email in my inbox from a total stranger telling me that the man I tried to get a restraining order against last week had uploaded and linked to police reports I made based on his activities, which contained unredacted my phone number, address, California driver’s license number and all my personal information on the reports linked to from Wikipedia as downloadable .pdfs — in addition to chatting about finding my Socia...

Eden Jones from Sussex, England answered our ad for busty girls. She has a regular, everyday job but she was intrigued by nude modeling. “Some of my friends have tried it,” Eden said. “They thought I should too so they encouraged me. I thought about it and decided to take a chance. I’m not a dancer but I’m not ashamed of my body. I think it’s quite good. The newspapers are full of topless girls so I see ...

A look back at our week that was ... · We're so excited for the Olympics we've decided to have our own private "pole vault" competition. · We know you're upset about Playgirl, but that's no reason to go off half-cocked. · Compared to Kayden Kross, let's face it—you're just lazy. · Funny, those Barely Legal kids don't look a day over 70! · If you get to spend time with Kylie Ireland, then just quit complaining. · Who says all pornstars have ...