Last week, we sang the praises of fingering—and really, what's fisting but fingering taken to its natural conclusion? Sure, there are some who may see fisting as "extreme" or "kinky"—but we think it's more along the lines of a good thing made oh so much better. Our top fisting picks, after the jump. . . . newVideoPlayer("/fistblond.flv", 506, 423,""); Blonde gets fisted newVideoPlayer("/fistplay.flv", 506, 423,""); Playing with t...

It is very, very rarely a good idea to go to a fortune teller to find out if your boyfriend is cheating on you. And it's an especially bad idea when the fortune teller keeps asking you personal questions about your sex life, and wants to see your privates in order to read your future. Of course, if you really need to know about your relationship, and have absolutely no other way of finding out, then you may just have to make that sacrifice, and d...

The first time I ever saw Silvia Saint—on the cover of "The Academy"—I thought I was looking at a Real Doll, but extensive examination of her movies proved she was a walking, talking, fucking human being. That cover, though, still has an otherworldly quality to it, as though Silvia isn't made of quite the same stuff as the rest of us. Silvia retired a while ago, but every time I see that cover, I think back to the late nineties, when ...

The story says it all: A background check system used by many Texas schools to spot visitors who are sex offenders is being challenged by two parents who say the process violates their privacy and other rights. Yvonne and Larry Meadows are suing the Lake Travis school district over a computer system that checks visitors against a sex offender database by scanning their driver’s license. Visitors who don’t consent can be turned away. T...

No matter where you spend the holidays, one question always presents itself: How to smuggle porn into your parents' house for that all-important between-sobs private time? Years of trying to keep mom from finding the magazines in the laundry bag or preventing dad from booting up the laptop may have left you with no cure for that itch you get when you've been on the wagon for three days and you're not getting home for another three. But a solution...

Our Little Lupe is all grown up; the littlest porn star of all is no longer just stripping down and climbing aboard giant bones on her own site—she's graduated to working for Private, and she's also left behind a little of her girlish innocence, having shed her darling buds for a brand-new boob job. It is safe to say that everybody likes boobsTM. But Lupe should have let us know she was 1.) going to change her name, and 2.) going up some c...

This past Friday night, Penthouse threw a release party at Los Angeles's Boulevard 3 in celebration of the upcoming movies "Liar's Club" and "Scandalous," directed by Randy Spears and Kelly Holland. Presented by JR Petro Productions and Another Jaw Dropping Productions, the event was attend by pets like Fleshbot Crush Object and host (and my ex-fiance) Justine Joli, Daisy Marie, Kayden Kross, Renae, Tori Black, and the luscious Lux Cassidy (and, ...

Scots porniste Gazzman's epic series of films chronicling the goings-on at an exclusive and thoroughly salacious academy for young trollops is back with another neo-Victorian romp through the halls and grounds of what appears to be the best school ever; "Young Harlots - Dirty Secrets" is more in the grand old private school tradition, but the movie raises some questions for us colonials. Mind the gap. Not just the obvious ones, either ? what is t...

Kimber James may have been the first trans model signed to LA Direct, but she's hardly the only t-girl on the market. We don't care if you call them tgirls, trannies, shemales, or ladyboys: we love the looks of these girls with extra endowments, and we're not ashamed to say it. Feeling similarly inspired to take a walk on the trans side? Some of the most beautiful tgirls we know are waiting for you, just below the jump. . . . Benz (smcrevenue.c...

I got a few orders from my sweetstore.net for some cleavage and I decided to dirty them up for the two guys! I ended up playing with my beaver making my it exercise and wet and cumming in them while some of them were stuffed inside my hole just soaking up my sweet nectar… I came really good and pulled them out and smelled them and yes my scent stays on them and I put it in a ziplock bag and mailed them off to them. I got emails when they g...

Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. Natural curves blend with nat...

You know how the old song goes: she's a private dancer, a dancer for money, she'll do what you want her to do, any old music will do, and so on and so forth. Well, in this case, "any old music" is "weird techno," and "what you want her to do" translates to "give a blowjob." We had no idea those two things would go together so well, but—hey, you learn something new every day, right? . . . ://www.redtube.com/14858">Great Blowjob (redtube.com)...

Call girls (or escorts, if you prefer) are notoriously private people, who generally prefer to stay off the radar as they pursue the glorious, age old career of exchanging sex and companionship for money. Reality shows, on the other hand, are fundamentally about being on the radar and exploiting the intimate details of your private life for financial gain. We're not sure what you'd call a bizarro world where those two things come together. Oh wai...