Last week, we sang the praises of fingering—and really, what's fisting but fingering taken to its natural conclusion? Sure, there are some who may see fisting as "extreme" or "kinky"—but we think it's more along the lines of a good thing made oh so much better. Our top fisting picks, after the jump. . . . newVideoPlayer("/fistblond.flv", 506, 423,""); Blonde gets fisted newVideoPlayer("/fistplay.flv", 506, 423,""); Playing with t...

Image by Option8. Carol Queen just sent me this story in the Guardian UK Porn bill for couple who can’t download, which I’d been looking at with a furrowed brow for the past day or so trying to put all the pieces together. And it clicked. You’ll see in the URL string that it says “porn bill mistake” but I think there’s likely something much more malfeasant than a mistake behind the P-2-P (peer to peer file shar...

Now that we're all feeling fat and lazy with the residue of holiday goodness plumping our grateful bellies beyond capacity, we can turn to the fulfillment of other pressing desires—such as our perennial need to watch legal teen girls rearrange their tight and tiny insides on the rigid, supersized manpoles of seasoned porn studs, those salty sea dogs. Naturally, Larry Flynt understands our dark and unseemly post holiday desires better than ...

What with all that turkey you ate, right about now you're probably saying "I could really use, or watch being used, a canola oil enema." Yes, there is something universal about Thanksgiving. Good thing, too, because while you were spending time with your loved ones on the verge of tears, slave Moxxie Maddron was doing everything she could to keep her relationship with Master Eric Swiss alive, including cleaning the toilet bowl by any means necess...

newVideoPlayer("/notbradys2.flv", 752, 423,""); Now that the market is glutted with "Not The" and "This Ain't" XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn't always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first "Not The" porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, "Not The Bradys XXX" descended on the porniverse, changing the fac...

Image by Richard Kadrey / Kaos Beauty Klinik. Look, sex offender laws are necessary. But they have to make sense. They are for people like this sick fuck — and the laws need to be reasonable, effective, and rehabilitative if that is possible (and if we can heal culturally from horrifying things). Most of all, they need to function and be applied correctly. Otherwise, they are useless. Ineffective. Otherwise, crime and life-destroying acts ...

newVideoPlayer("/Gilligan_porn.flv", 506, 423,""); Last night on "Porntertainment Tonight"—er, sorry, "Entertainment Tonight"—the team took a look, hard look at "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX." Porn spoofs! So cutting edge! Frankly, we're torn between wanting to mock ET for its recent infatuation with porn... and kinda being excited that a mainstream TV show is spending so much time talking about porn. Think they'll have us on as ...

Sex, love, intrigue, drama, lesbian mixed martial arts experts—um, could you possibly come up with a better porno? (Answer: no, no you absolutely could not.) Not surprisingly, this epic flick (also known as "Champion") comes to us from Shine Louise Houston and Blowfish, the fine minds behind such exemplary dyke smut as the Crash Pad Series and "In Search of the Wild Kingdom." We're chomping at the bit to see this movie; sadly, it won't be o...

Image “we`ll live forever” by m.qat. I’m having a hard time with this one. Remember Julie Amero, the school teacher who in June, 2007 got in major legal hot water when an infected, not-virus-updated classroom computer exploded in a blizzard of pop-up porn windows and the kids saw it? Well the case is over, and it’s a bittersweet ending. Accent on the bitter. I mean, I understand why she just wanted it to be over — ne...

Image of Dewey Decimal Daisy by the extremely talented Fantastic Media Labs; more FML hotness here. Having been a professional erotica reader and erotic anthology editor (with awards and bestsellers) for going on a decade now, I can tell you I’ve read some *really* bad erotica in my time. Which is why every year when the awards for the world’s worst erotic writing are doled out by Literary Review (that’s last year’s award,...

Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together. Lest you thought you were watching yet another reason for the mothballing of Guantanamo Bay, the mass ass-presentation of (from left) Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Bree Olson, Trinity Post, and ...

To be quite honest, we're never that sure what to make of European directors working in the American porn market. For starters, they come from cultures where sexuality is viewed far more liberally, so things that we might consider extreme or super filthy tend to be little more than run of the mill sex acts to them. Such is the heavy price we pay for our Puritanical roots (though on the flip side, they do give us wonderful taboo kicks when we viol...

newVideoPlayer("/porn_insider.flv", 506, 423,""); It seems "Entertainment Tonight"'s not the only news magazine with porn on the brain—this week, "The Insider" featured pornstars on not one, but two, episodes, with Tera Patrick and her Teravision infomercial on Tuesday and Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne battling it out with an antiporn preacher on Wednesday. Missed the chance to see it on TV? No worries—we've got a clip of the highlights abo...