Image of Dewey Decimal Daisy by the extremely talented Fantastic Media Labs; more FML hotness here. Having been a professional erotica reader and erotic anthology editor (with awards and bestsellers) for going on a decade now, I can tell you I’ve read some *really* bad erotica in my time. Which is why every year when the awards for the world’s worst erotic writing are doled out by Literary Review (that’s last year’s award,...

Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together. Lest you thought you were watching yet another reason for the mothballing of Guantanamo Bay, the mass ass-presentation of (from left) Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Bree Olson, Trinity Post, and ...

To be quite honest, we're never that sure what to make of European directors working in the American porn market. For starters, they come from cultures where sexuality is viewed far more liberally, so things that we might consider extreme or super filthy tend to be little more than run of the mill sex acts to them. Such is the heavy price we pay for our Puritanical roots (though on the flip side, they do give us wonderful taboo kicks when we viol...

newVideoPlayer("/porn_insider.flv", 506, 423,""); It seems "Entertainment Tonight"'s not the only news magazine with porn on the brain—this week, "The Insider" featured pornstars on not one, but two, episodes, with Tera Patrick and her Teravision infomercial on Tuesday and Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne battling it out with an antiporn preacher on Wednesday. Missed the chance to see it on TV? No worries—we've got a clip of the highlights abo...

Well, it seems you can take the actor out of the porn comedy, but you can't take the porn comedy out of the actor—"Zack and Miri Make a Porno" star Seth Rogen is looking to develop a series for Showtime about a group of buddies who work in a porn shop. So like, "The Office," only with porn? (variety.com, via nerve.com)

Biohazard front man Evan Seinfeld is arguably a man of many talents. In addition to creating some of the hardest teen angst music of my childhood, and the seminal rock rap anthem of high school senior year, he also appeared as a recurring character in the HBO prison drama, "Oz." Since those days, he's moved on to a different field, marrying the reigning queen of porn, Tera Patrick and—for those of you just tuning in—launching a joint...

Last week we invited you to ask Digital Playground contract star (and newly elected Fleshbot Supreme Commandress) Stoya whatever questions sprung to mind: this week, Stoya is back with her answers. Whether it's how she feels about her trademark (TM), what sex toys she enjoys, or advice on how to fix your relationships, Stoya has all the answers. . . . Hey Stoya, work! I find you simply amazing. I normally enjoy larger breasted females but there...

Of all the strange mysterious mysteries of the porn world, perhaps the oddest of all is the porno plot. Fundamentally, porn exists so that we can watch two (or more!) people doing it—so why do we need some crazy set up to help us get in the mood? We may never have an answer to that question, but at least we can laugh at this this gallery of porno opening shots. Though we have to say, that rollerskating accident porno looks really compelling...

A look back at the week that was... · Paris Hilton's "BFF" was in Playboy? We are shocked, just shocked... okay, not really. · "I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #17": groundbreaking, seminal film or just another porno? · Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, Zoli Suicide, and Mandy Morbid... you need more than that? · Can anyone stand up to the unstoppable juggernaut that is Stoya? Ava Rose is sure gonna try. · Who ...

It's time. The time of year when you can't escape the whining kids at the Super Target begging for toys, the "casual" hints your girlfriend drops about a certain shiny thing, or the surprise emails from your long-lost nephew with a link to his online wishlist. Nice, kid. Yep, people want stuff. Here at Fleshbot, we're no different (well, maybe we're a little bit, er, different) from Aunt Josie: We want some Isotoner slippers, too. It gets chilly ...

One of the (many) respectable things about Digital Playground is that when they name a movie after one of their contract girls, the movie turns out to be precisely about that girl. We're not going to name names or anything, but loyal readers may recall that certain porn companies don't always follow that protocol. So—at least in this respect—"Jesse Jane Heat" is a lot like "Zack & Miri Make A Porno," or "Planet of the Apes": the movie...

newVideoPlayer("/ET_Dirty_Facts_of_Life.flv", 506, 423,"");Did "Entertainment Tonight" just recently discover porn or something? Last week they profiled Lisa Ann and her starmaking turn in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", this week they're on to the girls of "The Dirty Facts of Life." We're all for seeing pornstars get prime time attention—but what's with ET's newfound love of porn? Clip above.

Image of hottie-le-hot French Mina Model in a candid moment. * How did I miss the world premiere of Night of The Giving Head? I thought I was kept abreast of all horror films. “These zombies want brain cause it’s the Night of the Giving Head. NO man’s penis is safe.” I agree. (gamelink.com) * The quote that made my week, in a terrific writeup about the new feminist antiporn campaign, “Now, when you venture into Frisc...