Like the expression "cold hands; warm heart," perhaps being described as "camera shy" betrays an aggressiveness in other areas. At least that's what producers of this Japanese curiosity want you to think. Meek and reserved porn newcomers tentatively step out of their clothes to take their places among the international cock-gobbling sisterhood, as if to say that behind every demure librarian or boba bar cashier is someone who will have sex for mo...

Part "Dreamscape," part "Strange Days," Vien Savio's "Shades of Romona" is in one way better than both of these (save for the lack of Eddie Albert) in that there is copious nudity featuring all of the porn world's near-translucent performers except for Stoya. But, in another way, "Romona" is difficult because it is one of those movies that is so wordy at times that the only way one can remember it's a porn flick is because 1.) well, come on, th...

In our time in the porn mines, we've worked with many a doctor and nurse, and we've seen quite a few controversial medical treatments—the nursehole program, for instance, is only included in a scant few nursing schools across the nation. But sometimes its the controversial methods that really work: poor Gauge has been trapped in a coma for years, and sexual stimulation therapy might be her only chance of recovery. Sure, it's not standard pr...

We've long been aware of the erotic potential of gaming (uh, "'joystick," anyone?), but it's always nice to see someone else recognize the sexy side of videogames—especially when that "someone else" is a group of actual, factual gamers, and not just Big Porn looking to cache in on the next new niche. So how could we not get excited by KinkyGamer, a self-described hub for all the sexy pictures, videos, games, and references related to the wo...

Every heavy hitting crew has its own dynamic—even the Rat Pack took turns sharing the limelight. And so it is over at Jules Jordan video, where an all star crew of award winning directors continues to win us over with a dazzling array of filth so wonderful, we have no choice but to unabashedly pledge our continual love to this studio. From what we can tell, Alexander DeVoe seems like the quiet one over at Jules Jordan Video. If Jules is the...

Image by Option8. Carol Queen just sent me this story in the Guardian UK Porn bill for couple who can’t download, which I’d been looking at with a furrowed brow for the past day or so trying to put all the pieces together. And it clicked. You’ll see in the URL string that it says “porn bill mistake” but I think there’s likely something much more malfeasant than a mistake behind the P-2-P (peer to peer file shar...

Allysa watches a lot of porn. Not only that, she oversees it. As a sales associate at an adult shop in Florida, Allysa knows what guys like to see. "XL Girls magazines and videos are some of our best sellers," she said. "So I know men like bigger girls like me. I get all kinds of attention from the customers myself. That used to bother me. I thought they were just pulling my leg and making fun of me. But then I noticed that they were ...

Now that we're all feeling fat and lazy with the residue of holiday goodness plumping our grateful bellies beyond capacity, we can turn to the fulfillment of other pressing desires—such as our perennial need to watch legal teen girls rearrange their tight and tiny insides on the rigid, supersized manpoles of seasoned porn studs, those salty sea dogs. Naturally, Larry Flynt understands our dark and unseemly post holiday desires better than ...

It has come to our attention that there is just not a lot of holiday porn for Thanksgiving. Christmas has its titles every year, what with Santa and the elves and the presents, but Thanksgiving just doesn't have any happy characters to hang a good story on. It's nothing but eating a boatload of food and watching football. That's why we're nominating Rodney Moore's "Scale Busting Babes" series as the new official porn of Thanksgiving. Aside from ...

What with all that turkey you ate, right about now you're probably saying "I could really use, or watch being used, a canola oil enema." Yes, there is something universal about Thanksgiving. Good thing, too, because while you were spending time with your loved ones on the verge of tears, slave Moxxie Maddron was doing everything she could to keep her relationship with Master Eric Swiss alive, including cleaning the toilet bowl by any means necess...

We've always been fans of a little fingering action (even if we've never been fans of the word fingering—or fingerpop or fingerbang, for that matter). For some reason, though, we've never seen much of the fingering action in actual porn—though it's certainly a substantial part of many an offscreen sex life, onscreen it seems to disappear. Well, we've had enough of that. We demand more fingering! And for those of you who feel the same,...

This picture of the naked and eminently sexy Yoshie Shimano lay at the end of a chain of Google research involving math. When we set out, we thought we were going to be finding out about numeric progressions, but just look at her. Doesn't that expression just beg for us to put down the calculator and come over there and help with those panties? It turns out—go figure—that Yoshie, who is in one sense the end result of a progression of ...

Our hearts have been burning up for Jenna Haze a lot lately, but who can blame us? She's fucked her way up the pornstar ladder of fame—and taken a place securely at the top. But there was a time when little Jenna Haze wasn't Jenna Haze at all; when she was only a meager understudy, looking up to others as they got railed on camera. But like any star, Jenna had to shine—and take matters into her own hands...or mouth. We always knew she...