A look back at the week that was ... · That was quite a nomination ceremony, wasn't it? Now what's this about Denver? · Man, we really hope that universal health insurance kicks in soon. · A little ditty about Jacky and the town that doesn't like people fucking in their park. · Have you met our new friends? · We don't care what anyone else says—pro wrestling is totally real! · That reminds us ... we need a new blender. · Oh, good—we'r...

If your local sex shoppe put internet kiosks in for customer use, what would you use it for? To look up a nice place to have dinner after you’ve shopped? To search Amazon for the toy you wanted, so you can show the clerk what to bring you? To read porn reviews before you pick through the 3 for $10 DVD bin? If you’re at the Deja Vu Love Boutique in City of Industry (southern California), you can’t do any of that yet, as the city ...

Because you shouldn't have to lift a finger this weekend, unless it's to ... uh, you know. · Amber Easton (pornio.net) · Angelie (go-girls-go.com) · Cherokee (join2babes.com) · Danae A (babesanatomy.com) · Edita Fox (glam0ur.com) · Faith (bestbosoms.com) · Gina (pmates.com) · Hayden (nextdoormania.com) · Illeanas (hottystop.com) · Jasmine Sinclair (shermsshack.com) · Ka...

"I would like to grind your cock into a fine paste," Brea Bennett did not say at a news conference announcing her "Cock Grinder" movie. "Or maybe a meal from which I can make my family's tortillas." As head-scratchingly bad a title something implying that, should your penis pass through Bennett's folds, it will be ground is, I'm sure you can imagine a much, much more horrifying title. Go, as they say, nuts because, like the subject of last week'...

As frequent restaurant patrons, we know a lot about good (and bad) service. Yet somehow, even in the fanciest of restaurants we've never seen a waitstaff quite as attentive as the ones you'll see in today's video roundup. We hope they were tipped very generously — they certainly all the tips they can get. After the jump, check out ten restaurant service professionals who deserve way more than 20%. . . . newVideoPlayer("/waiter_1_fleshbot.f...

When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on. . . . The latest of porn's attempts to marry the pageantry of wrestling to the domain of fake internal popshots, "Not Ra...

Having movable orgies in the back seats of buses/vans/tractors is a time-honored porn tradition. So why does this crew feel the need to turn their clandestine party ride into an open air bridge fuck in the middle of a city? This is one instance where it seems silly to try and have it both ways. It's like ... you wouldn't start an all-girl double dildo scene and then suddenly march in with a bunch of Japanese balloon fetishists half way through, w...

The whole point of porn is to see people without their clothes. But sometimes—and don't get mad at us for saying this—full-on nudity is a little bit boring. If the clothes make a man, itty bitty pieces of neon spandex make the porn star. But porn stars don't always choose their clothing wisely. And hat's why we're here with our new Fleshbot Fashin Police feature: to critique porn star fashion. (But with love!) We have much love for bo...

MasterCard, Visa, American Express, PornClubCard: only one of these will earn you points that can be redeemed for 30-day porn site memberships. Although, classy as it looks, you probably wouldn't want to expense that business dinner on it. (xbiz.com)

As we've mentioned many times before, succeeding in porn requires some serious physical prowess — and, in some cases, skills comparable to those of an Olympic athlete. (Seriously. You try taking a baseball bat up the ass sometime.). And what do we like to do when confronted with a group of people with amazing physical prowess and mad skills? Why, pit them against each other and make them compete for a meaningless title! With that in mind, w...

Bree Olson is like a delicious abyss: sometimes we enter it and sometimes, if we have the means to wipe the sparkles off, it enters us. Today we have three Bree Olson-related products to consider. Two of them are what our cosmopolitan readers should expect by this point, but the other is, well, kind of odd. . . . By now you are very familiar with the mid-range disembodied fuckable body part. Bree Olson has authorized that two locales of her gener...

If we're to believe the action in this clip, it looks like Katsuni (or Katsumi, if you're old school) needs a job again. But somehow we don't think she'll be unemployed for long. After all, there aren't that many French-Vietnamese porn stars with an adorable accent who take it in all three holes. Hey, if we could write her into the budget, we'd hire her ourselves! Though it looks like someone else might have beat us to her services. Good thing th...

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