Observant porn surfers may have noticed a little RTA graphic that has been appearing on the landing page of many adult websites over the past several months—including this one. If you haven't figured it out already, it stands for "Restricted to Adults" and it's part of a seld-policing Porn Valley-backed campaign to help keep kids from looking at material they're not supposed to. The program has already attracted the support of stars like St...

So yeah, that article in the New York Times today about hot Olympic bodies? In addition to all the eye candy, it turns out it's the first time the Grey Lady has printed the word "XTube" as well (and no, that online mention in a Freakonomics column a few months ago doesn't count). We're still waiting for them to use the terms "bulgewatch", "ass smoothie", and "dirt pipe milkshake" ... but for now we'll take what we can get. Baby steps, y'all! (eri...

During a pivotal scene in the classic sci-fi mystery "They Live", wrestling superhero Rowdy Roddy Piper explains that he has come to chew bubble gum and kick ass—and that he is fresh out of bubble gum. We were reminded of this while watching the latest installment of director Will Ryder's "Bubble Gum Cuties" for Bad Seed, although the resemblance in this case depends on swapping out a letter or two in Piper's proclamation. Volume 4 of the p...

In this scene from the "you're the man" point-of-view XL Girls DVD Plush Control, newcomer Hayden encounters the hard man and and proceeds to fuck and suck him dry. This is a new Hayden, a Florida babe, not the Hayden from California who began posing in 2004. Hayden worships the pork-pipe with her mouth and huge tits, and the POV camera adds to the jackin' power of these photos. "Hayden has a talented mouth," said Mr. Cock. "She would...

Her mother may have wielded some serious weapons in her day, but Lydia Hearst-Shaw has her own way of sending her greetings to the people: she's now the new face for fancy underpants maker Myla. In fact, she does such a good job of extending brand awareness that we haven't been this excited about lingerie since, well, yesterday! (Or at least since Maggie Gyllenhaal got all dolled up in Agent Provocateur. We do have a hard time keeping these thing...

newVideoPlayer("/callgirlfinal_fleshbot.flv", 506, 289,""); Last night was the season finale for the first chapter of "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl", and while we don't know when (or if) the second season will begin we hope Billie Piper keeps finding work in the meantime. Sure, real call girls probably roll their eyes every time "Belle" explains the "secrets" of high-class prostitution, but we find it goofily charming. Besides, it's not like we c...

This whole topless Aussie pop starlet scandal took us totally by surprise, and we've feeling a bit discombobulated ever since those Aussie tabloids starting getting all verklempt about the situation. So we're feeling like we just want to get back to those things we really understand. You know, the simple thing in life ... like dirtpipe milkshakes, ass smoothies, and Sasha Grey getting throatfucked. There's only one of those three in the following...

Have things gotten dull and boring in the bedroom? Are you looking for a way to spice things up? If booking a night at a fancy hotel is a bit out of your budget and having a threeway seems a little too risky, you could always play it cheap and safe and pick up one of those cute little sex books that promise to ramp up the heat in your sex life. You know, like the ones that Cosmopolitan magazine is always putting out. We recently received a sexy p...

Gorgeous teen Piper is back with us today. This big tit, redhead teen has been working out today. You can tell she is in perfect shape of course and her pussy? Of course it's needing a workout too. She has weights for her biceps and aerobics for her heart and legs and a vibrator for ehr tight pussy. After all fitnness involves the entire body! Oh but this is more pleasure than work for us all! Click here for more of this sexy teen and her big t...

From the second Dominno sits on the bed before the SCORE stunt-cock and looks up with her large doe-eyes, the dude is as stiff as a rhino horn. What is it about these beautiful, sexy Czech girls that makes them such fuck-kittens? There are many theories, but who cares? The proof is in their obsessive love of the trouser-pipe. In the middle of the day, Dominno worships SCORE Man with her tongue, tits and pussy. "I love sex in the after...

We'd like to think that there's no such thing as too much porn. But when you've been collecting it for years, you have to question that assumption. Sure, having room upon room (or hard drive upon hard drive) full of smut seems like the ultimate in decadent living ... but when you feel like rubbing one out in a hurry, you need to be able to quickly separate your dirtpipe milkshakes from your ass smoothies and find exactly what you're looking for a...

We're so used to certain publications and websites which feature photos of naked people going out of their way to say that they're not porn that the editorial statement for the newishly-launched WLTF magazine is a breath of fresh air: "WLTF is primarily about desire, sexual desire, so does that make it porn? I don't know ...The images are about what the contributors would like to fuck, but that could be anything, it could be human, animal, vegeta...

When people see Lavish the first thing they tell her is that she looks like pop-singer Rihanna. That's a nice comparison because Rihanna is pretty hot. The difference is that while Rihanna has a great set of pipes, Lavish will clean out your pipes, so in the end, Lavish is definitely the girl you want to take home with you. And once you get her home, she will do what she does best, which is get naked and show you her pretty brown jugs...