Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. Natural curves blend with nat...

One of the (many) respectable things about Digital Playground is that when they name a movie after one of their contract girls, the movie turns out to be precisely about that girl. We're not going to name names or anything, but loyal readers may recall that certain porn companies don't always follow that protocol. So—at least in this respect—"Jesse Jane Heat" is a lot like "Zack & Miri Make A Porno," or "Planet of the Apes": the movie...

Here at Fleshbot, we're quite familiar with the world of gapes: be they vaginal, anal, or somewhere in between; freshly rimmed or dripping with the last remnants of a dirtpipe milkshake—well, we've seen (and enjoyed) a lot of gapes. So when themphill put in a request for gaping girls, well, we were only to happy to oblige. Now open wide—or at least get ready to meet some girls who already are. Bobbi Starr Veronica Jett (royalporngalle...

I can't pretend that Vivid's "40 Inch Plus #8" is a monumental title. It is not, for example, a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes." For one thing, it is very easily confused with my own "8 Inch Plus #40" and Cat Stevens' "Catch Bull At Four." But it and its seven big-booty precursors have a twist: The asses are actually measured, on camera, with measuring tape! Not only that, but Claire Dames' own ass nearly busts out of her jeans as if controlled by tiny ass...

Back in the heyday of 2006, there was a period when major porn studios (see also: endangered species) took full advantage of the influx of hungry "directors" scrambling for work and undercutting each other's rates in order to get a foot in the door. Seemingly overnight, a torrent of performer-turned-directors emerged, all emulating Jules or Buttman or Robbie D, and all intent on owning their own product and turning a quick profit. The results wer...

When two or more genres of music get mixed together to create a eclectic hybrid—for example, Jay Z and Linkin Park's unforeseen duets or "Walk This Way" by Run DMC and Aerosmith—it's referred to as a "smash up." Sadly, we lack the terminology to describe what the product that is porn when the same phenomenon (two or more sex niches gloriously copulating together in a sweaty grinding sticky mess) occurs in porn. Someone needs to come u...

Everyone dreads the day when the mailman brings the letter that calls you into jury duty. The government's been using the same jury system for years... and it's still as dreadful as ever. It's rare that porn come up with a good idea (well, except for the ass smoothie, the dirtpipe milkshake, the cum omelet...), but we think this clip may be on to something. If someone was there to sex up the jury, wouldn't that make the whole process more excitin...

Anytime Carmen Hayes is in the house, SCORE Men can expect tons of slurping, spitting and slobbering over the trouserpipe. That's what endears Carmen to breast-men, after her big, soft, high-hanging jugs. Her moaning, groaning and cries fill the room when she's fucking. She's a very vocal girl. In the opener of this video, on DVD in Fuckin Mo' Titties, Carmen is surfing a titty chat site. She connects with another surfer named Jean, a...

Did you think that it was only the homeless who wash your windshield for some spare change or a handout? Nope. Times are hard, man, and Brandy needs to make some extra cash, so she takes to cleaning cars and wiping down windshields for extra dough...or dong. You see, when Brandy wipes your windows, she also cleans your pipes. This chick puts those fucking fantastic funbags right on the glass and lets her dugs do all the works, man. Th...

Mikey gives Goldie a pop quiz. That means he'll quiz her until he pops. Pops all over her giant chocolate bon-bons. She tells him that she likes her nipples sucked. No teeth. No biting. Then he almost fucks up royally by comparing her to Cassitty, another great girl. Goldie doesn't like being compared. This is a girl who stands on her own two heels. To prove it, she tells him to come over to her and starts to work immediately on his p...

Buzz around the swank cocaine-upholstered offices of Hollywood agents was that Wicked's angel pic "Fallen" was being pitched as "It's A Wonderful Life"-meets-"Wings of Desire"-meets a faceful of xup. Read our review after the gap. . . . Fallen Studio: Wicked Director: Brad Armstrong Cast: jessica drake, Jenna Haze, Brad Armstrong, Shyla Stylez, Angie Savage, Ryder Skye, Jennifer Dark, Jada Fire, Lana Croft, Gianna Lynn, Michelle McLaren "Yes. Rig...

New Sensations rolls out twelve scenes in five hours with a two-disc collector's edition entitled "The New Stars of XXX." In numerology that translates into 1, a number associated with not only financial gain and overbearing personal needs and desires, but also with winners (duh) not to mention hordes of screaming fans with oversized foam fingers. Think about that for a minute. It's mind boggling! Natasha Nice, Courtney James, Kacey Jordan, Nicho...

Jordan is a terrible maid. She never cleans and spends all afternoon looking through drawers and closets for fancy and frilly things that she can try on and play in. Luckily for her, she gets caught trying on the lady of the house's hose. Why would that be lucky? Because the man of the house is a raging hose-a-holic who wants nothing more than for Jordan to wrap her dainty digits and soles around his manhood and stroke him until he sp...