· Anais Miller (flickr.com, via fluffylychees.blogspot.com)

This past Friday night, Penthouse threw a release party at Los Angeles's Boulevard 3 in celebration of the upcoming movies "Liar's Club" and "Scandalous," directed by Randy Spears and Kelly Holland. Presented by JR Petro Productions and Another Jaw Dropping Productions, the event was attend by pets like Fleshbot Crush Object and host (and my ex-fiance) Justine Joli, Daisy Marie, Kayden Kross, Renae, Tori Black, and the luscious Lux Cassidy (and, ...

With Thanksgiving just a few days away, it may seem a big late to be thinking about a topless calendar purchase (we know we've got several boxes of topless 2009 action already cluttering up our apartment). But there's a new calendar on the block that might persuade us to make room for one more: bodacious babe Peta Todd (not to be confused with similarly boob-friendly PETA) has doffed her top in celebration of yet another new year. Let her beautif...

Image via absurdness.com. I mean, I just want to know. For research purposes. One of the wildest, smartest and hottest girls I know just sent me this link to Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes saying, “I know what I’m getting you for Christmas. San Francisco’s nothing if not a culinary city, amirite?”

Image of Dewey Decimal Daisy by the extremely talented Fantastic Media Labs; more FML hotness here. Having been a professional erotica reader and erotic anthology editor (with awards and bestsellers) for going on a decade now, I can tell you I’ve read some *really* bad erotica in my time. Which is why every year when the awards for the world’s worst erotic writing are doled out by Literary Review (that’s last year’s award,...

Kimber James may have been the first trans model signed to LA Direct, but she's hardly the only t-girl on the market. We don't care if you call them tgirls, trannies, shemales, or ladyboys: we love the looks of these girls with extra endowments, and we're not ashamed to say it. Feeling similarly inspired to take a walk on the trans side? Some of the most beautiful tgirls we know are waiting for you, just below the jump. . . . Benz (smcrevenue.c...

Or, the erector set in your pants. I found this these via lovely Eros Blog, who, by the way, has a fabulous post up right now called The Lucrative Life Of A Mortgage Slut. But it’s when I find things like the Obviously Anatomical Pouch Low Rise Boxer Briefs that I imagine my next job as a bespectacled, lab-coated lady with a clipboard and all sorts of measuring and weighing instruments in a steel-and-white-counter laboratory. My lipstick i...

Sure, you could comb through ZOO's website, looking for all the hottest photos of all the finest girls... or you could just browse through their Ultimate Nude Girls Pics feature, which compiles the hottest shoots from the past year in one easy web page. Isn't it fun to let other people do the work for you? Check out a few of our favorite snaps, after the jump. . . . galleryPost('zooultimatenudegirls', 5, ''); · ZOO's Ultimate Nude Girls P...

Image “Carrie - One Blip Before Her Sleepy Face is Lickety Split From The Cake, You Bet The Cat Will Land With a Fliff But Fuck No For The Perfume or Steak” by Merkley??? This week’s SF Chron column is not called “Naked In My Sink For Merkley???” as it says on the front page of SF Gate right now (it’s cool — love ya, guys!), but is actually called There’s Something About Merkley??? Local underground...

Michael Young’s Sabar is by no means a new designer sex toy, seeing as how it was launched last year and we’re fast approaching the end of this one. Yikes. Anyway, I read about Young (whose works have been everywhere from the Louvre, to designing barware for Schweppes and even interior design for a plastic surgery clinic) making a high-end vibe, but hadn’t yet seen it commercially available. Until I stumbled across the Sabar on...

Images by High Gloss Dolls / Fraulein Ehrhardt. However, if a couple of Fraulein Ehrhardt’s handpicked models — the High Gloss Dolls — got in a catfight and scratched each others’ latex couture off, it would be one very expensive row, indeed. Not that I wouldn’t pay to see such a thing, and I imagine that’s what’s behind the payzone on the High Gloss Dolls website — but really, I just don’t ca...

When she came on the scene in 2008, fresh-faced "Girl Next Door #6" Madison Ivy took America's heart by storm, but in 2008 made tabloid headlines when it was revealed that she had "Just Fucked Daddy's Best Friend." The former wunderkind's troubles only intensified when explicit photos of her on a "Cum-Stained Casting Couch #12" surfaced on the internet, and the troubled star spent 2008 and most of 2008 in a frenzy of self-destructive behavior a...

Image of Mistress Xenia. I really think our dear Billy has a problem keeping it up. I mean, his RATINGS. Dear Bill O’Reilly: next time you want to talk shot about San Francisco and who we are here, say it to my face, m’kay? Wow, you make mainstream media look SO credible. Look — I’ve got your fetish right here, and I’ll go face to face with you any day of the week. * LISTEN: Open Source Sex #65 - (post link — h...