I wish I had cable. Because The Cho Show looks like it’s going to be incredible — Margaret just emailed to show me that I’ve been in one of the promo clips running on VH1! Just a quick peep, but still. Watch this and tell me you don’t want to cry and laugh and think the world’s going to be okay for a minute at least: VH1 TV Shows Music Videos Celebrity Photos News & Gossip /div> And then look for me ...

Lesbians, rejoice! Sure, it may be hard to find porn that's made especially for you, but there are still some people looking out for your erotic needs. And, as luck would have it, they've put together a special little club that's for lesbians only! DigiRomp, aka "the place where all the hot girls come," also happens to be the place where all the hot girls post photos, videos, and naughty confessions ... oh, and find people to hook up with, too. S...

We're not trying to get all warm and fuzzy on you, but how can you not want to cuddle up next to a website with a name like FluffyTek. So adorable! There's no cat photos on this one though—more like erotic art nudes. Fluffy (or Mr. Fluffy to you) is photographer Richard and partner Lin, who runs the FluffyTek blog and keeps readers knee deep in their latest cuteness, er ... sexiness. Ok, so maybe there are one or two cat pictures, but we ar...

Image by Hakan Celebi from the “In A Secret Game” gallery. Is all due to beautiful, sweet Debauchette — whom is not only genuine and solid in person, but is one of the internet’s best sex writers, period. She posted a single photo by Hakan Celebi and off I went in search, only to lose hours in the lushness of his photos, galleries, music and — wishing I could actually never return. For reals. Three favorites are her...

Image by nedrosen. Who needs a bullet bra when you can have one that actually stops bullets? I’m a little late this news item, but two weeks ago it was announced that the bulletproof bra is finally seeing its day in the — well, not sun, exactly, and only in Germany, but you know what I mean. Now we just need Agent Provocateur to design it and we will all walk through the world tits-up, in safety. That’s my dream. Snip: It is be...

Image by Christian Castanada for WLTF. WLTF is pretty simple and yet complex at the same time: it stands for We Like To Fuck, and is a Flash gallery webzine that offers up an awful of of dirty photos, along with photos that are not sexual at all but are provocative as hell within the context. It’s like a sexually frustrated, cultural angsty visually saturated version of Dirty Found, but carefully curated with superlative photography. It...

Our Boob Brothers Brandt and Dread don't know what to do with themselves so they start walking to a shopping center. They freeze in their tracks when they are struck senseless by the sight of Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year April McKenzie standing against a fence with a map in her hands. They walk over to her for autographs. She says she's lost. The boys manage to smooth-talk April over to their house with a plan in mind. You guessed ...

Phew — making books is hard work. But I love it, and I’m *ecstatic* to announce the ebook version of my audiobook is ready for prime time: Sweet Heat: Explicit Erotica For Couples. It should be on Kindle in a little bit; I also forgot to tell you that my book “erotic role-play: a guide for couples” (in ebook; in audiobook) also now has a Kindle edition. If you swing that way. I do not judge — but I *am* building a D...

Knock Knock gets an A+ for style and office sex sensibility (and Office Space humor) for bringing out the Why I Must Have Sex With You checklist notepad and dry-erase magnet Sex Report Card — among many other wonderful things like their Pardon My French post-its, so you can literally stick a flag that says “pussy” on your cube farm neighbor’s monitor when he’s off kissing startup founder ass. Knock Knock is also the...

The tall and tanned model factory also known as "Brazil" has exported photos of its new edition Cibele Dorsa looking like, well ... a hot model from Brazil. We're starting to think their entire national economy is somehow tan line based. (thumblogger.com)

Image by John Means Whatever. Sex with a fence, sex with a picnic table, sex with a bench… Inanimate objects are apparently teh hotness. Snip: Police and medical personnel were called to Lan Tian park in Hong Kong after the man, named as 41-year-old local Le Xing, got into difficulty after he put his penis through a hole in the bench and got stuck when he became aroused. Mr Xing, described in reports as “lonely and disturbed”, ...

Are you tired of seeing Richard Kern's photos of impossibly sexy models and pornstars and wish you could just cut out the middleman and take them yourself? Well, now you can learn the tricks of his photographic trade straight from the source ... or just accept that you'll never be as good as him and go on with your link-clicking life. Your call! (asylum.co.uk)

We'd be just as excited as everyone else is today to see naked photos of a member of the Swedish women's Olympic crossbow team, except ... not only is she not an Olympian, crossbow isn't even an Olympic event. Still ... see you in 2012, Naked Girl! (nsfwpoa.com + lessclothes.com + thecelebritydatabase.com + on205th.com)