Jada Fire (hollyrandall.com)

May we present the Queen of "Candid Camera," Her Supremest Step (By) Stepper, the Most Comforting of "Three's Company," the Matron of MILFs, the Original Thighmaster: Suzanne Somers. And she's naked! (Surprise.) Did you know that Suzanne Somers first appeared in Playboy in 1980, but the pics were from the '70s? She took some test shots when she was a fledgling actor, and when she hit it big with "Three's Company" they uncovered her photos. Somers...

If you’re arriving after hearing/seeing NPR’s All Things Considered on sex and internet history, welcome! You might want to check out this fascinating timeline of sex and the internet, showing in depth a lot more of what we all talked about on the show. You didn’t? Then check out something I worked on for a few weeks, NPR’s Thank Sex For Making The Internet Hot. If you’re a new visitor interested in following my se...

As it turns out, Taylor Swift has one of the best upskirt photos of all time. (Of all time!) We were hoping for shiny red undies to match the dress and microphone, but we appreciate the simple look. Although not the most exciting choice, white undies are never really out of fashion. Using outdates memes to write Fleshbot posts, well, that's another story. · Taylor Swift Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Spring is quickly heading our way, and the hemisphere is becoming a better, brighter, hotter place. Oops! Our mistake: it's just a new Rosie Jones photoshoot. It's still cold outside. If Rosie promises to keep her pictures headed our way, we'll be happy to stay inside all year long. Bring on an ice age or nuclear winter; as long as our bunker is equipped with a decent internet connection, everything will be just fine. · Rosie Jones - Nuts ...

I’ve had these in my tabs for a bit and just can’t let them go to waste… Plus I get to say, ‘and now for something completely different.’ Above we have a lovely image from Bestweekever.tv’s gallery of The 40 Most Sexual Photos From The Olympics, which we’re all glad someone else took the time to cap and collect for us. I got to witness and tweet this hilariously uncomfortably sexual moment on ice. If the...

Image of The Chronicle being printed in their now-closed plant. In 2006 I was tapped from the blogosphere to become San Francisco’s sex columnist. I recently discovered that the SFGate (the online home of the San Francisco Chronicle) is copying my column archives and distorting them. After four weeks of asking the Gate to fix them, they have made it clear that it’s not in their interest to do so. Additionally, they wouldn’t agr...

Is Lindsay Lohan reading our minds or something? True, she hasn't officially announced a career as a lad mag model, but she is continuing to rack up sexy photo spreads for her portfolio. Can a career switch be far behind? These photos—shot by Terry Richardson for Purple Magazine—are certainly a nice addition to a rapidly growing collection of Lindsay erotica. True, they're not the most revealing of photos, but sometimes a girl has got...

Here in Porn Valley, we take it for granted that on-camera nudity is a sacred rite of passage for our barely legal teens, grad students, parking attendants, and clergy, but Houston's Roxy Vandiver might be Texas's Lone Pinup Star.Using tactics allowable to the press but illegal elsewhere, we stalked Ms. Vandiver after peeping her in the retro-80's slasher romp "Spirit Camp." Looking like a cross between "Big Easy"-vintage Ellen Barkin and Kimberl...

Photo by my dear friend, Steve Diet Goedde. I’ve been wanting to see this happen for a very long time; at one point I even approached friends at Kink to crate a “best practices” based on their own spotless safer-sex guidelines and put them out for all to see (and hopefully follow). They did not, but I’m ecstatic to announce that San Francisco based women-run porn empire Pink and White have just published their safer sex b...

See what we did there? Yeah, we like puns. We also like Bai Ling's inability to keep her chest hidden. Now we can have both things at once! Our love affair with Bai Ling is well known, but it deserves an emphatic rehashing once in a while. Especially since we went over a month without seeing a single slip! Oh, Bai Ling, don't scare us like that. We need you. · More photos at Bai Ling Boob Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Image: beautiful artwork by The Pearls (adriana munoz). Wherein I provide you with inarguable proof that there is no such thing as a “slow news week” for sexuality. This is just part of what’s in my inbox, plus a bit of what I’ve encountered online. Cherrypick your clicks accordingly: * As a girl who has been playing with ChatRoulette (though I prefer CatRoulette), I can’t agree more with this hilarious FastCompany ...

Image from this gallery. I’ve been researching the history of sex and the internet to prepare for my NPR / All Things Considered interview (might go on the air tomorrow). I just got off the phone with the producer and had opened up my notes; I realized I did the entire call with my desktop looking like this! It’s always fun when people walk into my office… ahem. In my defense I was trying to find some girls on the beach in biki...