Image Transmission Control Protocol by dailyinvention. Someone just wrote me asking, “is there a term for this sexual occurrence — what is it called when you lose yr network connection while surfing for teh porn?” Thoughts? Is this the dreaded ND, or Network Dysfunction?

xkcd image via FotoBart, dedicated to Jonathan. Happy anniversary, my love. Here’s an Instructable for How to Have Sex (yes, there’s an xkcd comic in it, of course — thanks, Evil Signtist!). Also, don’t miss How to make out and How To Sleep With A Friend. Right now, their ‘featured’ is How to Put on a Condom.

Image by habkb. This week’s SF Chronicle column is Pole Dancing Gets Serious: Violet Blue watches gymnasts take over the gentleman’s club sport and turn it into an international competition. It was totally inspired by my visit last week to Sedusa Studios, the largest (and most welcoming) pole-dancing instruction place probably in the world. They did try to teach me one pole trick — I did fall very gracefully. But in the column,...

And Carol Queen is also my family — I am a lucky girl. I’m also on the Board of Directors for The Center for Sex & Culture, YAY!!! Check out this fun piece on AfterEllen, Carol Queen Aims to Inspire: In the anthology Live Through This, a collection of stories about the connection between creativity and self-destruction, bisexual sex educator Carol Queen recounts the unsatisfying experience of losing her virginity to one of her s...

Hello, Seattle, glad to be back! Wow, it's raining - who'd have thought?A few notes: if you emailed me about seeing me in the near future, I will get back to you as soon as humanly possible, I swear. I'm just a bit behind... (Which is as frequent a circumstance as the rain, I know.)A couple of (very tame and vanilla) snapshots from Vegas up on the Flickr feed. I meant to take more and I just got distracted.Speaking of Vegas, I tried on this jacke...

We're constantly getting complaints constructive criticism around here for neglecting to post erotic material aimed specifically at heterosexual women—this despite the fact that there are at leastof them on our masthead who are responsible for much of our content, and we like to think that a lot of what we post is of interest to anyone who appreciates teh sexy. But why quibble? Instead, let's just move ahead and share with you this gorgeous...

Penny looks like a girl named Penny is supposed to look. Fresh-faced, clean-cut and young. Think of apple-pie, freckles and an afternoon in the sun of the American southwest. Penny is a community college student who likes dancing and shopping, spending time on social network sites on the Internet and watching TV shows like Tyra Banks and Top Model. "I've never posed naked before or even thought of playing with a vibrator," Penny relat...

As inspiring as certain things in Beijing have been over the last week and a half, not many of us can ever hope to win a gold medal (much less eight of them) unless by some chance the IOC decides to start presenting medals for sex. Then we'd at least have a shot for solo performance gold! But the writers in today's roundup of some award-winning moments from the sex blog scene sure know how to impress the judges. Watch as they perform acrobatic tr...

Dita Von Teese finds the perfect model to display her new quick-release Wonderbra lingerie line. It's almost like she's done this kind of work before. (marieclaire.co.uk + telegraph.co.uk; bonus celebrity underwear gallery @ eonline.com)

Hot teen Sarka will curl your toes with her sexy big tits and her perfectly tight body. Those melon heavy tits and that sleek slender form combine to make the perfect glamour teenie with more than a dash of naughtiness to her. Today's update just shows glimpes (enough) of this tight and perfect teen model and more than glimpses of her sweet young girl tits! She's one to take your time with. Click here to see the rest of hot Sarka's photos

"I was always telling my friends that I wanted to do something daring--posing for a magazine was what I had in mind but I didn't tell them that--but I never got around to it," said Mimi. "Then I got engaged and I figured that my fiance wouldn't want me to do it. But, one night in bed, he asked me what the daring thing was that I'd talked about doing. He said I should go for it. So I told him I wanted to pose for a magazine. He got har...

"I can't believe that I agreed to go ahead with this," said Taylor. "It was easy for my boyfriend to talk me into getting naked for him to take photos, because we'd been screwing, like, all weekend and we'd just come back from Sunday brunch when he asked me to pose. I was happy to do that because I figured it would lead to more sex. Posing got me so excited that the orgasm I had afterwards was the strongest and best one I had all week...

Mr. & Mrs. Smith. I blame this gallery of explicit Angelina Jolie comics found by way of paysite-front blog Tales of Hentai (they’re all gateways to paysites, but the galleries are funny and free) for making me unproductive today. That, and Hentai Mania — where it’s just plain refreshing to see girls have sex with many-tentacled aliens in proper, unpixelated clarity. It’s all somehow by way of this deservedly cranky ...