Since I wrote last week about Google's Secret Sexual No-Fly List, Tony Comstock has been doing some more digging into the perversities of Google’s various admitted and secret adult keyword filters. He’s been blogging up a storm about it, with posts like this: Reverse Engineering Google Suggest "No Fly" List (Who is Google [...]

If Ricky Martin ever taught us anything, it was that candles aren't just for decoration anymore. Can anyone get enough of pouring hot wax all over a hot girl? Okay, in real life, probably yes. But in porn? Never! The more wax the better—especially when it drips from multicolored penis candles (Genius? We think so.). So get those candles going, because setting the mood just got a little hotter. . . . ://www.redtube.com/16510">Waxed whore sha...

Image of Dewey Decimal Daisy by the extremely talented Fantastic Media Labs; more FML hotness here. Having been a professional erotica reader and erotic anthology editor (with awards and bestsellers) for going on a decade now, I can tell you I’ve read some *really* bad erotica in my time. Which is why every year when the awards for the world’s worst erotic writing are doled out by Literary Review (that’s last year’s award,...

The nuns taught us that "Tom Byron's House of Ass" had many mansions, and we didn't understand it then and we don't understand it now. What is important is that this 10th installment is the last installment ("I'm going to take a break," Byron says) and that in this house, Charley Chase has a fantastic basement. What is the thematic difference between Byron's series "Lord of Asses" and "House of Ass" other than, say, spelling? Perhaps this confusi...

A look back at the week that was... · Paris Hilton's "BFF" was in Playboy? We are shocked, just shocked... okay, not really. · "I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #17": groundbreaking, seminal film or just another porno? · Joanna Angel, Justine Joli, Zoli Suicide, and Mandy Morbid... you need more than that? · Can anyone stand up to the unstoppable juggernaut that is Stoya? Ava Rose is sure gonna try. · Who ...

Like Depression-era moviegoers who only wanted to see lighthearted romps as the world spiraled into global depression and war, Avy Lee Roth frolics even as she refuses to face the reality of having a black cock inside her, despite its owner having been torn away, like one of those bugs that gets its penis ripped off after mating. Is that the praying mantis, or is that the one where the female eats the head and the body just keeps humping? Whichev...

Images by the incredible rick, from this gorgeous set of the No on 8 protest last Friday here in San Francisco. See also: pups against 8. My SF Chronicle column went live last night and the comments exploded (630 as of this post). Some beautiful, some hateful — I am being called anti-straight (which amuses my boyfriend), and anti-Semitic (for calling Mel Gibson “Mel Gibstein”). And other things — but the most inspiring com...

I admit that I have never asked myself how things might change if I only had an extra four inches (though I sometimes wish bank machines would dispense five dollar bills again). But I was intrigued at the thought of my parts being a third black, like I had vitaligo or was the 70's-era Boston Celtics. That is why I tried out the Cyberskin 4" Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension. (BTW: Grimace is packing the Caucazoid version.) "It looks like wh...

Image of hottie-le-hot French Mina Model in a candid moment. * How did I miss the world premiere of Night of The Giving Head? I thought I was kept abreast of all horror films. “These zombies want brain cause it’s the Night of the Giving Head. NO man’s penis is safe.” I agree. (gamelink.com) * The quote that made my week, in a terrific writeup about the new feminist antiporn campaign, “Now, when you venture into Frisc...

Good Vibrations. Though this has recently changed, GV is still recognized for its women-owned and -operated birth and upbringing. (And, for you feminist skeptics, is maintaining that air quite well - but this is beside the point). With this reputation, it seems that some of you hetero-presenting bio-boys are a little shy to come in with or without your female-bodied partners. Maybe you feel like you are not our “target audience”, mayb...

High end sex toys are generally thought to be the domain of women. Somehow—shocking though it may seen—classy companies just haven't shown much interest in developing a new wave of pocket pussies (Fleshlight excluded, of course). But that may soon change—at least if LELO has anything to say about it. After great success with vibrators like the Gigi, the Iris, and the Mia, LELO has announced the launch of a line for men (also kno...

Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn't require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they're just like us!). The difference, of course, is that when your sex tape (or our sex tape) goes public, it really only matters to an audience of tens—as opposed to the tens of thousands (or...

  I am such a dirty little schoolgirl slut here.  I just got home from class and after a few hours of studying I felt the need to be the horny little nympho in the kitchen. I got on my hands and thighs on the floor and ripped boy toys pants right off him until his schlong was exposed. I love to suck schlong and I wasn't letting this penis run away from me until I got the working out load that I wanted all over my face! I am a big cum lover here ...