And Dale DaBone's cock is invited! We hope Briana isn't upset because only one person's cock showed up to her mouth party, but we're sure Dale has ways of cheering her up. If this fellatio doesn't do the trick, they can always try slow dancing to an Elton John jam. That works every time. More »

Are the Occupy Wall Street protesters really out there taking a stand for economic justice, or are they just dirty hippies who don’t want jobs? No, they’re even worse than that! To hear one UK bastion of responsible journalism tell it, they’re actually sex fiends! The Daily Mail has already shown its political stance against the Occupy Wall Street protesters with a grossly misleading headline accusing protestors of engaging in ...

The reason space sex has been on my mind lately is that since last weekend, the internet has been packed chock-full of “Sex in Space” articles that, unlike classic space sex hoaxes and zero-G porn, have no sex. While I’m thrilled to see space sex headlines, all the articles seem to move right into pregnancy and interstellar propulsion. Where’s the sex? It’s all in the wake of a public symposium held for the Hundred-Y...

Like every proud American who has sexual fantasies about green-skinned Orion Slave Dancers, I was crushed when I found out the secret NASA mission to test sexual positions in space (strictly for the good of humanity, of course) was in reality a a Bigfoot-in-a-freezer-sized hoax. Maybe NASA just hasn’t gotten the memo that the world’s most popular social lubricant is a guaranteed way to turn any boring space flight into a zero-G Nude ...

This film is just having it release parties this week, yet Katwoman XXX (warning: video autoplay) was made for Halloween sex shenanigans if you ask me. The film stars the lovely pro-marriage-equality Dylan Ryder as Katwoman, with Gemma Massey as “Jokette.” The trailer is really fun, showing that Katwoman is in a porny-parallel Batman/Joker universe “Gothard” – sans Batman, of course, because the focus is on Joker an...

In hindsight, it was foolish of us to overlook HBO's "How to Make It in America" in our roundup of sexy fall shows. For one thing, it's a show about the fashion industry (and we know how much fashion types like boobs); for another, it's set in New York and seems to be all about hipsters, who are nothing if not nudity friendly. More »

I'm sure you've heard this before: "Everyone is basically bisexual." Is it true? My simple answer: No. And if you define your terms in any useful or commonly-understood way? then no. Is Everyone Basically Bisexual? (Greta Christina’s Blog) Spanish researchers have completed the first human trial of a new vaccine against HIV. It has been successful in 90% of the HIV-free volunteers during phase I testing. This 90 Percent Successful Vacc...

If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. Th...

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