When I come into work every morning the first person that I see is Ms. Allie Q., editor of 18eighteen magazine. We have our morning coffee and chitchat about what we did the night before and all the other gossipy things we women discuss. Well, this morning, Allie Q. had one hell of a tale to tell. You see, she had gone to a party the night before and somehow found herself enmeshed in a wrestling brawl with a random man. She ended up p...

Finally, at long last, the end of the year is (almost) here—and what an exciting year it's been! December is, of course, the month of giving; and being the selfless people that we are, we plan to keep on giving you all as much porn as you could possibly desire. As the snow starts to fall and the carols are sung, the excitement builds for that holiday of holidays, Christmas. But let us not forget all of the little celebrations that get overl...

· Photo by Merlin Bronques (lastnightsparty.com)

Since 2002, La NUIT DEMONIA has been the largest and most successful fetish event in France. Many of the movers and shakers in the international Fetish community (photographers, editors, fetish models, movie makers, musicians, dominatrixes, painters and graphic artists) attend La NUIT DEMONIA. Here are run down of the three day program: Thursday December 11: Nuit DEMONIA: France’s largest fetish party. Doors open at 8:00 pm and two restaura...

Get your copy here. It’s not supposed to be on shelves until December 11, but it’s shipping *now* (and I got my hands on a red-hot copy). Best Women’s Erotica 2009 is my newest anthology — explicit lit by women, written by astoundingly talented women from all over the world. It’s so fucking hot that when I read the first story in the collection to my lover, I was instantly jumped and deliciously molested. True story....

What with all that turkey you ate, right about now you're probably saying "I could really use, or watch being used, a canola oil enema." Yes, there is something universal about Thanksgiving. Good thing, too, because while you were spending time with your loved ones on the verge of tears, slave Moxxie Maddron was doing everything she could to keep her relationship with Master Eric Swiss alive, including cleaning the toilet bowl by any means necess...

This past Friday night, Penthouse threw a release party at Los Angeles's Boulevard 3 in celebration of the upcoming movies "Liar's Club" and "Scandalous," directed by Randy Spears and Kelly Holland. Presented by JR Petro Productions and Another Jaw Dropping Productions, the event was attend by pets like Fleshbot Crush Object and host (and my ex-fiance) Justine Joli, Daisy Marie, Kayden Kross, Renae, Tori Black, and the luscious Lux Cassidy (and, ...

I've always had a little fantasy about attending a party with a sex toy secretly tucked into my nether regions, with no one around me the wiser (well, except my partner, of course). Unfortunately, the mechanics of most of my toys make something like this impossible—there's just no discreet way to bring the njoy Eleven in public. The Cry Baby, on the other hand, was quite literally designed with this type of excursion in mind. A small, remot...

· Urban Pinup Japan: Aska (lastnightsparty.com)

Image “Carrie - One Blip Before Her Sleepy Face is Lickety Split From The Cake, You Bet The Cat Will Land With a Fliff But Fuck No For The Perfume or Steak” by Merkley??? This week’s SF Chron column is not called “Naked In My Sink For Merkley???” as it says on the front page of SF Gate right now (it’s cool — love ya, guys!), but is actually called There’s Something About Merkley??? Local underground...

The nerds at Nerdcore love us so much, they've given us even more uncensored, exclusive peeks at their super sweet calendar. To the left, we have Jana Cova and Georgia Jones, after the jump, find out who gets to conquer Mars... topless! Want to show your thanks to these generous nerds? If you're in LA, the launch party is tonight at 7 at Golden Apple Comics. If you're not in LA, well—thankfully, through the power of the internet, you can st...

Image by Viva Van Story, for Girdle Bound. I’m hoping that along with wind, solar and electric on the list of alternative fuel resources, I can convince the new administration to add “pinups” to the list of powerful, ever-renewable heat and energy resources that simply cannot be overlooked. Especially those of this morning’s wonderful discovery, photographer Viva Van Story. Talk about combustibles… Last century they ...

Image of Mina Model + Captive Culture freshly immortalized in skin and ink. Apologies for the spooky quiet around here; it’s been a busy couple of days — oh, and I took a day off! No way! Hacker Boy and I rode cable cars, plus he uploaded some photos leftover from this year’s SF pride parade with more of me and Margaret Cho, plus general cuteness in No on 8 stickers (circa last June). Oh, and I went to Ariel’s birthday par...