Voluptuous magazine covergirl Emily Cartwright walks the staircase to heaven...orgasmic heaven...with this wild, wild video that leaves nothing to the imagination. Emily is proud of her natural big ones. So proud, she's always eager to show her beauties off for the SCORE camera. Her stacked and hot body is ready to bust out of her tight dress...Emily merely accelerates the process by undressing for our pleasure. Squeezing and rubbing ...

Kerra is trying to nap, but horny Johnny Rod has a skin rocket in his pocket and needs a roll on the couch. Kerra is sleepy but still horny. She's a girl who knows what she wants in sex. "I usually don't get off when men are pounding hard on my breasts or squeezing or pinching them really hard. Just do it kindly and nicely to my nipples. Massage them. I'm kind of sensitive underneath my boobs as well, so just moving your hands back an...

The powers that be may have declared going topless to be so last season, but as far as we (and, apparently, the Raelians) are concerned it'll never go out of style. In a salute to the women who aren't afraid to take their tops off for their adoring public—whether they know their adoring public is looking or not—we've rounded up some of our favorite celebrity nipple sightings. Consider our way of protesting—because when famous bo...

As inspiring as certain things in Beijing have been over the last week and a half, not many of us can ever hope to win a gold medal (much less eight of them) unless by some chance the IOC decides to start presenting medals for sex. Then we'd at least have a shot for solo performance gold! But the writers in today's roundup of some award-winning moments from the sex blog scene sure know how to impress the judges. Watch as they perform acrobatic tr...

Will we ever get tired of looking at British glamour babe Kelly Brook prance around in a bikini? Well, maybe when she starts showing us her nipples again, only then we'll be a little too distracted by her boobs to pay attention to her bikini. But until then, a skimpy bikini-clad Kelly will definitely tide us over, if you know what we mean. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) . . . galleryPost('kellybrookwhitebikini', 18, ''');

A "celebrated artist" in the UK is not being allowed to hang her self-portrait in a gallery because the nipples are too big. Plus, everyone who has seen her nipples knows that the shading is all wrong. (dailymail.co.uk)

Our Boob Brothers Brandt and Dread don't know what to do with themselves so they start walking to a shopping center. They freeze in their tracks when they are struck senseless by the sight of Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year April McKenzie standing against a fence with a map in her hands. They walk over to her for autographs. She says she's lost. The boys manage to smooth-talk April over to their house with a plan in mind. You guessed ...

You know, there are lots of things to enjoy about being a girl. If having breasts weren't enough, what's not to like about multiple orgasms? Not that we don't love the boys—trust us, we love the boys—but girls are just so awesome. Just ask the authors of this week's selection of some of the hottest entries from the sex blog scene—they adore girls too! How do we know? Because they ravish the women in their lives over bathroom sin...

Welcome back, Sadie. In April '08 you were all about foot-play. Now you're playing with ice. You're kind of a kinky girl, huh? "I like to try new things. There's just something about the feeling of ice on my nipples that turns me on. It's so cold and I'm so hot. It gives me goosebumps and it's just this super-intense sensation that makes me wanna reach down and touch myself." Do you ever put the ice on your clit? We've heard that ...

I have followed the exchange of opinions regarding pregnant photo shoots from the sidelines. However, a recent letter ("Dump The Bump") has forced me to respond. I was aghast that someone would say that seeing his previous favourite Lorna Morgan "...bloated with a baby really ruined her for me." I am wholeheartedly with the "Don't Bump The Bump" correspondents. I find busty, pregnant women absolutely beautiful and extremely sexy. Per...

It seems we can't go too far without running into Lily Allen's nipples these days. But it's not like we're complaining or anything. How often do we get to see a pair of famous boobs that and get to make a joke about third nipples at the same time? Gallery after the jump. . . . galleryPost('lilyallennipslip', 3, '');

Cindy Crawford may be "retired" or whatever it is supermodels do when they stop walking down runways and just spend all of their time hanging out on yachts with their swimsuit tops off so that the paparazzi can take pictures of them, which is kind of like modeling in its own way, but ... wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah—we still want to see Cindy Crawford naked. Old habits die hard. galleryPost('cindycrawfordtoplessinfrance...

We've met few ladies that took such an intense interest and enjoyment in modeling for XL Girls and Voluptuous as Donna. For some girls, it's a job, a livelihood, a career. There's nothing wrong with that, of course. But not Donna. Proud to be included with busty girls that ranged from one-shot wonders to the superstars, when she first started modeling for Voluptuous at a lower weight, Donna would email us her self-written dirty jokes ...