You always remember your first. Whether it's a kiss, blowjob, or the first time you got nasty in a car, there's always something sweet about never having done something before. And this week, all kinds of sweetness are practically overflowing as the bloggers in today's roundup of some our favorite moments from the sex blog scene describe their first lesbian kiss, the proper way to suit up for vehicular fornication, an impromptu quickie, and a tas...

newVideoPlayer("/pattycake_fleshbot.flv", 506, 423,""); Putting a few dozen models in skimpy underwear and having them play a giant game of patty cake is the kind of genius advertising strategy that could sell just about anything. But here's the weird part—this ad is actually selling skimpy women's underwear! It's so crazy that it just might work! · Spot: Bonds: Patty Cake (coloribus.com, via adrants.com)

In a moment of unbridled moxie—or possibly drunken boredom—sexy folkster Jay Brannan teamed up with the one, the only, the adorable Margaret Cho to write a surprisingly good diddy about sucking cock. It may not be as catchy as, say, Katie Perry's questionable playlist, but you have to admit it's a lot more clever. With lyrics like "Never met a dick i couldn't milk/My esophagus is lined with silk", we're thinking this might even top "U...

Now that everyone from Keeley Hazell to Verne Troyer has starred in their very own sex tape, you're probably feeling the urge to go out and create your own. Thanks to these top ten tips from noted sexperts Em and Lo, that task just got a whole lot easier—especially if you still haven't learned anything from all those other how-to guides we've pointed you to. One thing they forgot to mention: if you upload your homemade sex tape to the inter...

Why does the sex in porn movies never look like the sex you're having in your own bedroom? Well, for starters you don't have a professional film crew highlighting the choicest bits and conveniently editing out the awkward transitions. Actually, that pretty much covers it. If you knew photographer David Steinberg, however, that might change, because he doesn't make glossy, unblemished porn art, but he does photograph actual couples having actual s...