The nuns taught us that "Tom Byron's House of Ass" had many mansions, and we didn't understand it then and we don't understand it now. What is important is that this 10th installment is the last installment ("I'm going to take a break," Byron says) and that in this house, Charley Chase has a fantastic basement. What is the thematic difference between Byron's series "Lord of Asses" and "House of Ass" other than, say, spelling? Perhaps this confusi...

Image “Carrie - One Blip Before Her Sleepy Face is Lickety Split From The Cake, You Bet The Cat Will Land With a Fliff But Fuck No For The Perfume or Steak” by Merkley??? This week’s SF Chron column is not called “Naked In My Sink For Merkley???” as it says on the front page of SF Gate right now (it’s cool — love ya, guys!), but is actually called There’s Something About Merkley??? Local underground...

This video opens with some dude sitting in Joclyn Stone's kitchen, getting served breakfast (or something). The guy eats like a slob, he drops crumbs all over the place, but somehow, that turns Joclyn on. Hey, what can we say? EVERYTHING turns Joclyn on. Of course, the big question is, "What's this guy doing here in the first place?" Apparently, he's a friend of Joclyn's son, which reminds us of one of our cardinal rules: NEVER LEAVE ...

Some of us are breast lovers. Others are partial to asses. The bloggers in this week's round up of some of the sauciest writing on the 'net prefer legs, and we say more power to 'em. Long, strong and unparalleled in their ability to provide leverage during naughty activities, legs serve as the inspiration for much seductive glee to these bloggers. From whence does a leg-fetish spring, we might ask. A picture glimpsed in our youth? A movie featuri...

Karen Fisher starts off her scene in SCORE Sexplosion by tingling her pussy with the showerhead spray. So does Karen do this at home? "I have, but it's tricky," says the sexy blonde tit-queen. "You need one of the showerheads where you can twist it to get a more powerful stream. The other kind still feels good, but it can't finish you off like the adjustable ones can. Hot tubs work better because they're a better height and the jets a...

It's time. The time of year when you can't escape the whining kids at the Super Target begging for toys, the "casual" hints your girlfriend drops about a certain shiny thing, or the surprise emails from your long-lost nephew with a link to his online wishlist. Nice, kid. Yep, people want stuff. Here at Fleshbot, we're no different (well, maybe we're a little bit, er, different) from Aunt Josie: We want some Isotoner slippers, too. It gets chilly ...

I’ve been reading Ernest Green’s Pro-Porn Activism blog lately and I really like his take on the anti-porn documentary propaganda that I also blogged about recently. I also highly recommend checking out his extensive posts about Stop Porn Culture, including how they misrepresented what many of their porn industry interviewees said, since they contradicted the message that SPC was trying send about porn. Note: a documentary reports wha...

Here is something amazing and mind-blowing: Christy Marks has never, ever, EVER had anal sex. Not in her personal life. Not on camera. Not during an experimental phase. NEVER. So, you can imagine our surprise when she said that she wanted to give it a go for the first time, for her site and for you, the fans. Naturally, we were floored, but then we recovered and got to work setting up her first anal scene. After an anal-prep class wit...

I had a lovely time at the Footnight party last night. It was nice to put real-life faces to people I've only known electronically ? Hi Trixie! I also got to meet the organizer, Kourhina, which was great, and a bunch of other pretty ladies.And I adore having my feet kissed and touched, so having lots of lovely people doing that was just delicious. I went to some of these parties a couple of years ago, and then they stopped happening for a while. ...

There's a couple of ways to make a successful blog. You can create a blog that features content people really want to see (like, say, porn)—and this can be content you create yourself, or, if you're not so talented, it can be content you find somewhere (most likely on the internet). You can also create one of those submissions driven blogs, like Post Secret or Postcards From Yo Momma—although to get the ball rolling on one of these, y...

Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That's right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to ...

I admit that I have never asked myself how things might change if I only had an extra four inches (though I sometimes wish bank machines would dispense five dollar bills again). But I was intrigued at the thought of my parts being a third black, like I had vitaligo or was the 70's-era Boston Celtics. That is why I tried out the Cyberskin 4" Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension. (BTW: Grimace is packing the Caucazoid version.) "It looks like wh...

Image of hottie-le-hot French Mina Model in a candid moment. * How did I miss the world premiere of Night of The Giving Head? I thought I was kept abreast of all horror films. “These zombies want brain cause it’s the Night of the Giving Head. NO man’s penis is safe.” I agree. (gamelink.com) * The quote that made my week, in a terrific writeup about the new feminist antiporn campaign, “Now, when you venture into Frisc...