Despite the fact that Comedy Central's "Indecision 2008" blog has just described newly minted Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as being "as MILFy as they come", we're having a hard time finding any pictures of her that would convince us whether she actually looks as good in a bikini as Helen Mirren does. Why couldn't she have been governer of a state that was a little warmer, fer crissakes? (blog.indecision2008.com - thanks Eric...

Confession of weakness … Can you believe that I’ve not seen Lars and the Real Girl, and have no plans to see Vicky Christina or whatever that poly/threesome/swinger/group movies is? I should, of course. Especially the real girl movie, which looks poignant, real, and funny. Not to mention directly related to my beat. But I have no oomph for it. I so rarely get to the movies anymore (at home or at the theater) that I just lack the pati...

A friend of mine ICQed me yesterday and asked to take a look at his newly launched site, Dick or Clit. I knew I could only expect top-notch stuff from this guy (he’s the one running ShemaleMov after all) so, I just had to see his new work. Well, I gotta say I was pretty impressed. Although I’ve already seen several quizzes of that kind, this one was special in its own way. You know, It’s always hard to tell, shemales are so femi...

Monk and Max and Puck and I recorded some podcasts yesterday, we should have those mixed and sweetened in about a week. I think you'll find them entertaining.Meanwhile, listen to me on Dan Savage's podcast.***Non-sexy question: Seattle people, have any of ya'll dealt with these jewelers? I have some of my grandmother's jewelry that I'm thinking of having restyled. It's mostly semi-precious stones, and they're pretty, but the settings are old and ...

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The Journal of Sexual Medicine recently published some Australian research showing that BDSM practitioners are no more likely than their vanilla counterparts to have been coerced into sexual activity and are no more likely to be unhappy or anxious. In fact, men who engage in BDSM scored significantly lower on a scale of psychological distress [...]

When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on. . . . The latest of porn's attempts to marry the pageantry of wrestling to the domain of fake internal popshots, "Not Ra...