The founder of the company that makes the fake penis enlargement pill Enzyte has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud (!). That's what you get for making people feel bad about their small penises ... and defrauding the public of about $400 million. Now will people stop buying that crap? (ap.google.com)

The whole point of porn is to see people without their clothes. But sometimes—and don't get mad at us for saying this—full-on nudity is a little bit boring. If the clothes make a man, itty bitty pieces of neon spandex make the porn star. But porn stars don't always choose their clothing wisely. And hat's why we're here with our new Fleshbot Fashin Police feature: to critique porn star fashion. (But with love!) We have much love for bo...

Sex is fun, and sex with sex toys is even better. But what bout foreplay? If you are lacking in your sex life, perhaps the problem is a shortage of foreplay! Fore play includes acts such as sexy talk, passionate kissing, smooth massages, tongue teasing, tickling and taunting, naughty nibbling on various body parts: ears, neck, arms, fingers, legs, tummy, bums and so much more. You can get creative with your foreplay sessions to keep things mix...

As Labor Day Weekend quickly approaches, so too does the end of summer — and with it, the end of bikini season. (Wnless you're in the Southern Hemisphere or one of those perpetually warm climates, in which case we're totally jealous). As we say good-bye to warm weather and scantily clad beach babes, we'd like to offer up a salute to the some of our favorite girls of summer. Won't you relive some of our favorite celebrity bikini memories aft...

Burning Man image by loupiote (Old Skool) from “the temple of forgiveness”. More of their photos are here and here. This week’s SF Chron column is the sweetly cranky Go Playa With Yourself: Violet Blue explains why sex in the city is so much better during Burning Man — and yes, I’m already getting email telling me how closed-minded I am. It’s cranky and I had some fun, so? Anyway, hope you enjoy it with the ap...

newVideoPlayer("/kiss_me_quick_fleshbot.flv", 506, 423,""); Unlike most sexploitation films, this one is not meant to scare you. Unless you find alien fat guys coming down to Earth with no knowledge of women and their sexual charms scary. If that's the case, then there is a solution—an insane Frankenstein-esque doctor who turns women into horny sexual freaks! Oh, and also re-animates the dead, like the original Dr. Frankenstein. But that's...

This week I decided to focus on latex menswear and give you an idea of the great range that's out there, contrary to the age-old "There's nothing for guys" complaint! The cheeky trio shown are models for the small English company, Latex 101, makers of "the best in kinky boyswear." The site specializes in handmade latex underwear, shirts and casualwear for men, including a fun range called Hero Gear. Included in this category are Thundercats shirt...

Depending on where you live and your skill at downloading bootlegged movies, Penelope Cruz can currently be seen in the film "Elegy"—you know, one of those painfully arty independent movies that you constantly tell friends you really want to see, but never quite get around to seeing since you're too busy watching "The Pineapple Express" for the sixth time. Like every movie in that genre, it also stars Ben Kingsley. If you need more informat...

As we've mentioned many times before, succeeding in porn requires some serious physical prowess — and, in some cases, skills comparable to those of an Olympic athlete. (Seriously. You try taking a baseball bat up the ass sometime.). And what do we like to do when confronted with a group of people with amazing physical prowess and mad skills? Why, pit them against each other and make them compete for a meaningless title! With that in mind, w...

This gallery of figure studies from Robert Wasinger looks almost like the creepy slides that people try to pass off as photos of "real ghosts." Only ... the ghosts are naked women, so they aren't really all that scary. Playing with light and focus can add neat effects to your art, but he's not fooling us. His house isn't really haunted with beautiful dead models—although we think we saw that movie on cable one night and it was pretty hot! &...

The beautiful blonde shemale Yeiydi is wearing a white corset top and a pair of white stockings attached to the corset. She’s bent over at the waist and she’s holding her ass cheeks apart so her boyfriend can slide his dick into her shemale ass with ease. He pumps her tight hole and his meat is so big that he can’t even fit the entire thing inside her. What a lucky dude he is! When she flips over on her backside there’s a ...

Hey, do you remember like 50 years ago or something when Madonna (the other one) wrote that hilarious "Sex" book? Well, she didn't "write" it exactly—but she did pose for a bunch of calculatedly controversial, occasionally blasphemous dirty pictures. Anyway, Greek magazine Nitro totally wants to relive those days, so they hired blonde Madonna kindoflookalike Sasa Basta to recreate some of the most memorable poses from that classic pop cultu...

Because we want to be totally "down" with what the young people are "into" these days, we went to the library to find a book about "emo" culture—but there weren't any. So we had to look it up on Wikipedia. We learned that emo girls like to dye their hair black, comb it down over their face, and then listen to sensitive rock bands who are really in touch with their feelings. (Or something like that.) We also discovered that this doesn't nece...