In some ways, the choice between Mika Tan and Stoya represents one of the oldest decisions we've ever had to make, one that's plagued us since high school. Do we go with the elegant, alt chick with the classically beautiful look, or the down and dirty girl who's always up for some naughty fun (and hates shoulder stink)? (Actually, both these girls seem to be up for some naughty fun, but you know what we mean.) Now that we spend our days savoring ...

Pornstars come into our lives... and then, when we least expect it, they quit the business leave us behind. Today we learned of another departure: in her MySpace blog, porno start Regan Anthony announced that she's left the biz, largely due to personal issues. We'll certainly miss her sparkling smile (and, uh, her boobs too), but we wish her well, and hope she finds happiness in whatever projects she pursues in the future. After the jump, join us...

Why do write about some pornstars more than others? Sometimes it's because that's what readers ask for and sometimes it's because you can't escape them. Everywhere we turn on the internet ... there they are! And sometimes, well ... it's just because we like them. That's why Crush Objects© were invented, right? Sometimes, it's a combination of all those things. There are plenty of pornstars and plenty of clips of those pornstars that we could...

Naughty nurses have certainly been known help us feel all better—but there are some conditions that require the aid and attention of a doctor. After suffering from a serious bout of carpal tunnel (brought on by too much, uh, typing), we called in a few top experts to help us get back into tip top shape (and then some). After the jump, see them at work—and maybe even get a prescription for pleasure, too. newVideoPlayer("/doctor_1.flv"...

Everybody has to start somewhere and while we're guessing that this was not Missy Monroe's first foray into the realm of sapphic (or videotaped) love, it does appear to be an early, fresh-faced moment on her resume. Of course, it's really more of a training film, meant to school the young charge in the ways of strap-on mechanics. If would be nice if we could all have teachers as generous as this ... or at least as sexy. . . . · Lesbians (...

When you live in a city that's heavily dependent on public transportation (like, say, New York), the thrill of getting around town on the bus or subway wears off pretty quickly. In fact, after a few weeks of riding the bus to work, the whole thing just gets downright boring. So we sympathize with those who attempt to spice things up and make their ride more interesting, with a good book, an iPod, or, hey, even an impromptu fuck session in the bac...

If there's one thing we like better than photos of messy girls, it'd have to be videos of messy girls — not the least because videos allow you see the mess in action. Whether it's cake frosting being smeared all over a hot nubile body, a sexy roll in the paint, or just some good old fashioned lesbian mud wrestling, well, there are just some things that make us grateful for the invention of video. After the jump, dive into the mess (and don'...

Hot and horny nurses may be banned from Facebook, but thankfully, the ladies in white have many, many other outlets in which to go wild (including porn movies!). These doctor's aides are trained in all the healing arts; and they're knowledgeable enough to know that some times the best kind of healing is the sexual sort. Now just lie back, and let them get to work. We're sure they'll have you in tip top shape in no time at all. newVideoPlayer("/n...

Two former Neiman Marcus employees who were paid to secretly videotape customers as they shopped are now suing their bosses for secretly videotaping them ... as they had sex in the security office. Gee, how could they have possibly suspected that someone would be watching them? (chicagotribune.com; other office workers via Megarotic)

It's the first day of the new month—and we are so on the ball this time! Perhaps it's because we're always super-jazzed about turning the calendar page when October rolls around: Fall is in full swing, we can start planning our Halloween costumes, and we can practically taste those giants bags of candy that await us! Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that half of our senior editorial staff is celebrating birthdays this month (wh...

Our Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel may be the porn world's punk rock princess, but her kingdom is full of many talented stars equally eager to show the world just how sexy getting punked out can be. Wherever there's a porn party, they're sure to be there with bells on—and tattoos, and piercings, and the all the other requisite badass gear, of course. And more (punk) power to them, we say! There's a reason all the 18-and-over kids are so i...

We have a confession to make—we blew it this month. We had meant to make our monthly holiday appreciation posts a first day kind of thing, but something about the holiday of Labor got into our heads and we guess we took that day off. Actually, there's no excuse for this bout of lazy/forgetfulness—but thankfully, September is "Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month," so you can't complain. In the spirit of forgiveness and remembrance, ho...

It's no secret that we're suckers for a woman with an accent, even if we don't always know where exactly that accent comes from. What can we say? There's just something so mysterious and alluring about a voice that doesn't sound like the ones we're used to hearing all the time. And it's always extra fun to find out what kind of new and different things they say in theheat of passion. Because there's more than one way to be a foreign ambassador&md...