Much as we like to watch boys and girls getting it on, there are some things that a heterosexualist sex scene just can't provide—like the joy of watching two girls go at a doubleheaded dildo the way that only only two girls can. (We hear some of the kids call it "scissoring", though we never thought a fake dong was neccessary for that. But still!) This one goes out to dirty bacon and all the rest of you double dong enthusiasts out there: we...

Unlikely though it may seem, we're almost postive that we've just discovered a long lost relative of our very own Supreme Commandress. Though she's halfway across the world—and even though we would never call Joanna a "tattoo slut", even though we're not sure she'd mind—this gal shares many similarities with the reigning queen of Burning Angel: long dark hair, plenty of tattoos, and a healthy love of butt sex. Now if only we could get...

Like many of you, we spent a lot of time babysitting during our teen years: it was an easy way to pick up some extra cash and allowed us to catch up on much needed TV watching at the same time! Of course, we were always very well behaved while on the job. But now we're starting to wonder if maybe that was a mistake. After watching these clips of bad babysitters minding more than just the kids while waiting for Mom and Dad to get home ... well, le...

We've sung the praises of Gianna Michaels many times before. But for those of you who weren't listening—or who need a little extra stimulation to really get the message— this video of Gianna showing off her skills should get the point across. After all, it's not every girl who can deepthroat like that (and if you know of any others, please feel free to introduce us). Is it any wonder why we think she's so special? . . . · Gianna Mich...

They say that music calms the savage beast, but that's not the only effect it has on certain folks. We've always loved listening to music with the people we care about, or at least the people we're trying to get in the pants of. It's a really intimate experience, and a great way to feel close to someone. In fact, the only thing more intimate than listening to music together might just be getting ... er, even more intimate with them. And the lucky...

Just when we were starting to think that we had seen every single video ever uploaded to RedTube or that Megarotic's daily viewing limits were going to force us into a permanent state of frustrated arousal, along comes yet another new(ish) take on the whole dirty video sharing community, XOXTube. (We guess the O is for "onomatopeia"?) From a purely functional standpoint, there's nothing new here—click buttons, watch porn, repeat—but y...

Air travel has gotten a lot less sexy over the years: the stewardesses flight attendants no longer dress like cocktail waitresses, the quarters have gotten way more cramped ... and don't even get us started on the price of alcohol. Yet somehow we're still turned on by the thought of doing it on a plane. Is it the danger of doing it in public? The thrill of cramped quarters? The aphrodisiac qualities of those teeny-tiny bags of pretzels? While we ...

Every morning we wake up, get dressed, kisses our spouses goodbye, and head off to the office. Just like this guy! Of course, when we arrive in the office, we settle down for a long hard day of watching porn clips—whereas this guy gets to have a hot and heavy threesome with two hot babes, leaving no orifice unpenetrated. But other than that, he's a regular working stiff just like the rest of us. Right? (Or maybe it's a French thing?) . . . ...

We've lived in a lot of different places, so at some point in our travels we've probably had to deal with every major cable company that exists. And you know what? They all stink. It's expensive, the signal is always conking out, and even if you're lucky enough to get the dolts who run customer service on the phone, the field technicians never show up on time. And it's all probably because every house call apparently turns into a midday sex romp ...

Angelica Sin knows exactly what she wants: to take it in the ass. Coincidentally, watching Angelica take a hard cock in her big, perfectly round posterior is exactly what we want — especially when it's accompanied by a nice helping of Angelica taking it in the mouth and seeing Angelica with a hot load splashed all over her face for dessert. Isn't it nice when things work out for everyone? . . . · Angelica Sin in All About Ass (megarotic.co...

Is there anyone out there who doesn't love a good party? And when the party we're talking about features with strippers, hookers, and all sorts of sexy naked fun ... well, we certainly don't turn down those kinds of invitations. Whether you're celebrating your last night as a bacehlor, enjoying the drunked fruits of frat life, or just getting better acquainted with some old (or brand new) friends, we hope you're having the time of your life. Espe...

It's not as hard as you might think to drive a truckload of contraband through a heavily armed checkpoint. Just make sure that you obey all traffic laws, have all your papers in order, and bring along a co-pilot who doesn't mind taking the border guards out back for a quick cavity search. Sure, these official police types can be overbearing and occaionally cruel, but at least they're easy to bribe. . . . · "Police Corruption" (Megarotic)

An online venture called Carnal University has announced a new interactive web-based training module which promises to teach its students everything they need to know about the world of porn. (Take that, University of Phoenix!) For just a mere twenty bucks, you can sign up to learn the history of the adult industry, with special sections on porn pioneers as well as milestones in the skin business, some of its notable technological achievements, a...