Perhaps inspired by such eldersex pioneers as Shigeo Tokuda and Dave Cummings, nursing homes are warming to the idea of their residents having sex. Which, we must say, we find rather encouraging: maybe by the time we're old enough to move into a nursing home, the staff will have warmed to the idea of wing-wide orgies and resident sex parties. (foxnews.com)

"I have two younger sisters, but the strange thing is that neither of them have big breasts like mine," Romina Lopez said in Spanish. "I got my chest from my mother, who has an even bigger pair than me! Perhaps I got them from drinking all that milk!" As Romina matured, her tetas grew and grew and grew. "I started to get a lot of attention on the street. Wherever I would walk, men were left with their mouths open. Some of them shouted...

We've prematurely declared the death of naked charity calendars before, but now we're really, really sure they've jumped the shark. How can we be so sure? Even the band nerds are getting in on the action now! Okay, by band nerds, we actually mean the Royal Opera House—but still, enough is enough! Though on the other hand... some of these band nerds are pretty fetching. Maybe just one more nude charity calendar, and then we'll all call it qu...

As we overwhelm your day with all things politoporn related, we'd like to take a moment to pause and reflect about what all this election hullabaloo means. Yes, today's election means that we'll be welcoming in a new leader, one with new ideas and (hopefully) the ability to steer our country in the right direction. But it also means saying goodbye to the past eight years, saying goodbye to our soon-to-be former leader... yes, saying goodbye to Bu...

As the iPhone has grown and matured, so, too, has iPhone porn. And so it is that we've just discovered the world's first iPhone live cam site—one that's so cutting edge, it won't even work on your real computer. Yes, kids: in order to access the sweet, sweet cam action of Xgoes.mobi, you must already have your very own iPhone. But is it worth the several hundred dollar investment? (Or, for the iPhone owners out there, the website's membersh...

For her first appearance, Karen, a 46-year-old divorcee from Kingston, New York, is going to take a hard cock in her ass in a variety of positions. "I love anal sex, so why not?" Karen said. Why not, indeed? Karen has "sex" written all over her, and at the end of this pictorial, she has it written all over her face...with cum. Very cute, right? "I don't know what my favorite position for anal is," Karen said. "I just like it when the ...

When Apnea went and redesigned her website, putting everything behind a paywall, we thought for sure it was the end of an era: the end of a free and open exchange of ideas between ourselves and the lilliputian lady. But it seems we were premature in our grieving, as Apnea's now regularly writing in her brand spankin' new blog. Oh, and she's posting naked pictures too, if you're into that sort of thing. (apneasblog.com)

I first met Jimmy Jane's Form 6 vibrator back in March of '08. Back in those days, the Form 6 was a young upstart in the luxury vibe world, strong in some areas (water resistance, ability to get a lady off, ease of use) and weak in others (most notably, the noise factor). Since that time, however, the Form 6 has matured a bit: it's received a fancy shmancy design award, and gone through a handful of changes resulting in a newer, better sex toy se...

Sarah Palin may have shown the world that professional and sexy aren't mutually exclusive—but she's certainly not the first woman to make that case. In fact, we know many young professionals who've successfully incorporated their sexy side into their drab day-to-day business affairs. If you'd like to learn more about the their strategy for success, they'll be more than happy to take a meeting with you—they're waiting in the conference...

People used to complain that the VCR killed theaters and then DVDs killed the VCR and now they complain that the internet will kill everything. Oh, that's still going to happen, but maybe not in the way you think. Because someday soon the internet is going to make love to your TV and together they're going to use little "set top" boxes and IPTV to make your computer and your DVD player obsolete. We've spent that last couple of months playing with...

Arowyn White, a big-titted 42-year-old from Indiana, introduces herself by sucking cock and fucking. Oh, and by taking a dick between her big, natural tits, too. This is the kind of thing you gotta love: A trashy, busty, chunky blonde who's old enough to know what her body is best used for. Pleasuring men, pleasuring herself. Women with bodies like Arowyn's are rare on 40SomethingMag.com. So many mature women spend far too much time i...

Plagued by premature ejaculation? Good news: it's not your fault! Hardworking scientists have discovered that there's a gene that's correlated to premature ejaculation. We're not sure why that's supposed to make anyone feel any better—but hey, at least you know what's to blame for your two minutes in heaven. (bbc.co.uk, via BuzzFeed)

The first time Shawna Winters, a 42-year-old laboratory technician from Cincinnati, Ohio, realized it was time to divorce her husband was when she found herself staring at her hubby's best friend's crotch during a dinner party and daydreaming about what it would be like to have his cock in her mouth. The second time Shawna realized it was time to get a divorce was a half hour later, when she found herself on her hands and knees in the...