I noticed the following slightly-butchered factoid at the bottom of a “fun semen facts” infographic posted by Mistress Matisse: The Etoro people of Papua New Guinea it is believed that to become sexually mature men, young boys must swallow the semen of their elders. I’m calling bullshit. Let’s assume for the sake of argument that the cultural anthropology has been done right and reported right — not too likely, bu...

When it comes to super MILF action, we know you have choices. Hell, these days it's like a free for all of MILF goodness out there. We got a feeling that you're going to want to see this, though.A few years back, it was all about legal teens. Women were lying about their age trying to hide the fact they felt old at twenty-five. Then, out of the blue, everything just flipped. The average porn consumer began demanding that women with fully matured ...

So you've finally discovered that your phone is more than just a device for making calls and playing Flight Navigator—that it can actually be used to enhance your sex life through a nifty little thing called "sexting." Well, congratulations (and welcome to the 21st century). But don't be fooled: sexting may seem easy, but it's actually a complicated dance of dirty words, innuendo, and, of course, hilariously unintentional misspellings (this...

Warning: There is no sex in this post. This is another in my endless series of ranty whines about hilariously bad marketing emails. So, I got this email. Above the signature line, it said this: Hi Baccus, I just drifted by ErosBlog and thought I'd complement you on your blog and content? Keep it up! Richard So far, so fine, if a little bit oddly spelled and punctuated. And obviously not pure spam, since personalized with an error that a robo...

Image of Chris Cunningham’s work by Fozzman. So, there was an overwhelming amount of noise a month ago about “Roxxxy” the “sex robot”. Where is she now? Well, I can tell you that she’s on sale right now; the price on TrueCompanion.com has been slashed by $500. Most importantly, what was the conclusion of all the hype? I had my own snarky review of the non-product that not only seemed to lag behind current sex ...

"Hollywood's Nailin' Palin" is a much better franchise reboot than the Norton/Connelly "The Incredible Hulk" (if we could only get a porn version of "The Hot Spot")... Read on to see how Palin gets downright surreal with a sandwich.Hollywood's Nailin' Palin Studio: Hustler Director: Axel Braun Starring: Lisa Ann, Tori Black, Sindee Jennings, Nicole Ray, Alan Stafford, Otto Bauer, Anthony Rosano, Sean Michaels Review by: Gram Ponante When last we ...

And if you're interested in AEE after party action, look no further than Merlin Bronques, who (of course) was there to document the debauchery on Last Night's Party. His joint party with Vivid Alt may have ended prematurely...but at least there was time enough to get this snap of Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones showing us all why AEE is the premiere destination for all the cool kids. · See more: Fake Lashes and Los Las (lastnightsparty.com) ...

The description for AEE's Saturday morning main stage offering was simple, yet compelling: Sex Robot Unveiling. Yes, on the third day of the show, we were invited to watch history in the making, and meet Roxxxy TrueCompanion. Granted, we'd already seen her sitting on the couch in the TrueCompanion booth—we'd even talked to her creator and learned a bit about her ins and outs (so to speak). But Saturday was the day we got to see her switched...

Image of two sex dolls by the amazing Stacy Leigh. Happily not attending the AEE porn trade show or AVN (trade magazine) porn awards, and watching the meltdowns and sadness from afar, I’ve been pruning through what little press there’s been about it this year. Attendance for AEE/AVN (same difference) is way down and sales are off by at least 50%, not surprisingly for an event that recognizes only an ever-shrinking business subset of ...

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Random Sexinessitalic;">love this video clip. Love. It. I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but I do not intend to have a sexless old age. Nope. So go on, you sexy old ladies. And old men, too!Video yoinked from The Sexademic.Oh, and because I know you want to know: eighty-six. He was a small man, an native Irishman who stood about five feet tall and weighed perhaps a hundred pounds soaking wet. I think he'd been a jockey.But he'd have hi...

Sure, this episode was good, but Will Ryder should probably move on before Cousin Oliver shows up. Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power Studio: LFP Distribution/X-Play Director: Will Ryder Cast: Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley, Kacey Jordan, Alana Evans, Lynn Lemay, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Tanner Mayes, Mike Horner, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Ron Jeremy, Eric John, Seth Gamble, Dane Cross On this episode of "Not The Bradys," young Jan (now played...

In a world where beautiful, big breasted bosses rule the workplace with lusty fire dancing in their dirty loins like a golden hawk, your usual OSHA regulations regarding sexual harassment don't always apply—thank Buddha! It's honestly been a while since we last saw our old friend Miles Long. So you can imagine our surprise when we learned that he was the artist behind this Third Degree Film masterpiece-in-the-making. Yes, you could say we w...