Flat tire got you down, Bianca? “It’s not really the flat tire that’s bumming me out. It’s the boys who said that my chest is as flat as my tire. That was adding insult to injury ’cause I was trying to show off on my bike, then I ran over a big rock and fell off, and that’s when my tire went flat. I can fix my tire, but I can’t fix being flat. Not that I’d want to! Some boys are just stupid an...

Can you imagine AT & T as a sex partner? At the foot of the bed, while you clutch the sheet to yourself in disappointment *again* as they promise you it won’t happen again, I swear, I’ll be able to keep the call up until you’re done, this time I will, I promise. I’m guessing the whole issue comes down to a lack of mature apps. Here’s Thomas Roche on the bullshit OkCupid pulled last week with the help of a lot o...

> Tara White was born in Chile, but she’s very much a Miami Beach kind of woman. She keeps herself in great shape. She’s a sexy, stylish dresser. She likes to do wild things. And she has the kind of ass that can get her into any club in South Beach. “I have to look hot,” this 43-year-old said. “If you don’t look hot on South Beach, you don’t get into the clubs.” And if you don’t look hot,...

Since making her 50PlusMILFs.com debut, Rita Daniels has done a lot of things. She’s fucked two total strangers. She took it up the ass from Juan Largo. And now, Rita is going to fuck and suck her first black cock. Rita was a little nervous before this scene was filmed, not just because she’d never been fucked by a black man but because she knew how hung Lucas is. “I’m sure it’ll feel great,” Rita decided...

The Onion, making us cringe and laugh at the same time, as usual. Trojan Introduces ?No One's Pleasure' Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples:(…) According to a Trojan press release, No One's Pleasure condoms feature a quarter-inch-thick layer of non-lubricated latex with a unique abrasive texture that creates a variety of stinging sensations "for both him and her." The company statement goes on to explain that the product magnifies persona...

Working hard? Need a stress reliever? How about a MILFy stress reliever who’s barely dressed in sexy lingerie? Jodi West is your woman. After loosening up your neck muscles, she gets your cock muscle hard, then sucks it like only a mature woman can. She strokes and sucks and sucks and strokes, and before you know it, your body is tensing up but all the tension is leaving your body at the same time. How can that be? Jodi, a 46-year-old...

Working hard? Need a stress reliever? How about a MILFy stress reliever who’s barely dressed in sexy lingerie? Jodi West is your woman. After loosening up your neck muscles, she gets your cock muscle hard, then sucks it like only a mature woman can. She strokes and sucks and sucks and strokes, and before you know it, your body is tensing up but all the tension is leaving your body at the same time. How can that be? Jodi, a 46-year-old...

Show of hands: How many of you out there haven’t fucked delightful DD-cupper Debi, a 50-year-old divorcee who was born in St. Louis, Missouri and now lives in Las Vegas, Nevada? Yep, Sin City. Debi‘s right where she belongs. You know how sometimes we tell you about MILFs who matured into their sexuality? Women who didn’t fuck much until their pussies started getting the yearning at around age 40 or so? Debi is not one of t...

 The team’s on the lookout for fresh meat once again and there’s nothing better than a hot cheerleader. We spotted sexy Shawna Lenee striking a pose for the camera as she models her sexy cheerleader outfit for promotions. What Shawna was really promoting is some serious boner inducing T and A! Perky Shawna is no small time cheerer this sexy blonde shakes her ass for a pro-team. We decided to ask if she wanted to appear in our li...

There’s more ways than one to get ahead at work and incidentally have fun, as this blonde teen with the very wet pussy shows us. She is taking a little break, not to mention really scoring some points with her boss. All office assistants should be as willing and down-right sexy as the naughty blonde teenie in these hardcore movies. A lot more executives would go home smiling. Click here to see the sample clips of this blonde hardcore Simil...

We go from video interview to fuck ‘n’ suck video as Shana DuPlae, direct from Northern Minnesota, shows absolutely no trepidation about taking a big, thick cock in her ass. “My ass can handle that cock,” she says. “And I can take some interesting positions as well.” When the action continues, Shana shows how she takes charge of a situation by sucking Juan’s cock some more and making sure she scrape...