Welcome to Madame G's House of Boobs, a happy, little brothel where the chicks are busty and fuck heartily. When you come to the House of Boobs, you get the best boobs in the land, man. Madame G's a pimp with an eye for tit talent and she runs a tight ship. When one of her girls tries to get into the boob lineup by stuffing her bra, Madame G shuts her down by ripping her falsies out and sends her packing. So, when our John (who is app...

Extreme Sophia climbs the carpeted stairs of her duplex, her mouth half open with a dreamy look that is supposed to suggest nymphomania and sex fatigue. All I can think is: I have seen this duplex. "Follow me," she says to us, and then proceeds to look at a magazine. Tease. A collection of vignettes previously released on the web, "Extreme Holly Goes Solo" is an interesting document of solo porn culture, the type of low-overhead material shot in...

Kaitlyn Klien first began showing her goodies for XL Girls in July 2004. She only did solo pictorials and a couple of hot videos that were a combination of our trademarked horny interview and hot tits & ass masturbation action. We learned a lot about her from the interviews and jacked plenty. Those pictures and videos satisfied in their own way, but every straight boob-man mentally puts his own dick in a model's mouth, between her...

We were all set to rail against this 1970s sex education manual, because old people are funny and confused. It's called "A Boy Today ... A Man Tomorrow"—which we think is also the title of a DVD we saw over here one day—and it's the story behind those strange things that are happening to your testicles when you're a teenager. Since it's from 1972 we just assumed that it gives a lot of hilariously outdated advice about sperm counts and...

Ashley, 20, is a South Florida babe who was way too busy studying for her sociology degree to have a boyfriend or get laid. She was hanging onto a pile of Naughty Neighbors mags that her last boyfriend had left in her apartment, and after flicking through them again one night, she got the idea of asking us if she could have sex with one of SCORE's video-stud guys. After masturbating and fantasizing about it for a few nights, she calle...

Kind of an oddball week for Sex in the News (playboy radio, afternoon advice with tiffany granath, 11am pacific, sirius channel 198), with several international stories bringing laughter and puzzlement to the fishbowl. First, though, I have to clear up a misunderstanding: While I did squeal with delight at the chance to flash my ass at Tiffany and the girls, my bruise is actually on the side of my hip. I include a photo here showing some leg for ...

Given the Olympic fever that's seized Team Fleshbot this week, we'd feel slightly unpatriotic if we didn't make at least one sports reference with regard to new amateur fave Sebastion76. After all, he's got an athlete's body, a long and shiny marksman's rifle, and ... well, not to get too punny, but he's really good with the skeet. And iIt doesn't hurt that he's awfully nice to look at too—think James Duval on a really good day. (Note to th...

We've been crushing on Xtube's crazy_dope_fresh for months already. And why not? He's decidely dope and apparently fresh as can be, which are always winners in our book. (Also: he's crazy! Just like us! We have so much in common.) Mr. C.D. Fresh tells us that he just arrived in NYC from Los Angeles, and it seems the move has left him with plenty of time on his hands. Good thing he has that ginormous piece of meat and a video camera to keep those ...

Image via grigiomedio. Many mainstream interweb outlets are buzzing this week about the Parents Television Council’s new “report” (should always be in quotes when we talk about those pervs), called Happily Never After. In it, they bemoan, or maybe they just moan longingly, about how sex on TV is all boring and stuff when it’s about sex *within* their standards of conservative Christian marriage, but looks all naughty and ...

For those of you intrigued by our last Shop-Vac masturbation exposé (come on, we know you're out there), we now direct you to Tube8 user vicshorny, who has not one but two vacuum-themed videos—both shot from the front. You know, in case you were confused by the physics of it all. Also of interest is vicshorny's other video, "Man with his doll". (No, it doesn't really look like the same guy, but as long as he's treating his inflatable lover ...

Years from now, some descendant of Alfred Kinsey may explain why two allegedly straight young men would sit side-by-side and masturbate, their erect cocks poking through the fronts of their baggy boxers, until they both stood and shot copious loads onto matching white handtowels. Perhaps they did it "For the ladys", as their title implies, because, in their words, "they was horny"? Or perhaps, given the timing, these sensitive yet horned up souls...

We're intrigued by this clip from Xtube user 2scandalous4u not so much because of his muscled physique or his meaty, exquisite schlong—but because in the video description he implies that he's an actual "playgirl model". Take a long, hard look at that handsome face (which you can see for a brief moment around the 35 second mark of the clip) and let us know if you've ever spotted him on the magazine's glossy pages. Assuming you've ever read ...

If you haven't seen Dayton Hines talking to the SCORE Group staff about herself in her ultra-rare XLGirls video interview, we recommend you check it out. While Dayton seemed shy at first...newcomers are often bashful...she doesn't seem inhibited at all in this work-out session, our second ultra-rare Dayton Hines XLGirls.com video. We start off with our XLGirls cameraman, one hand on his camera, the other on his cable, asking Dayton qu...