Image by baboo mcfoo. Over on what might be one of the best blog names ever Neurotic Physiology: Are You SciCurious?, Praemedia sends me a link to their Friday Weird Science post, Groaning and Hyperventilation during Sex. Which, essentially takes a ponderingly scientific look at breath play — that’s sexual breath control encompassing holding your breath while masturbating. Some of us learn to do it during masturbation simply for the ...

Hey, Inked_Dude: have you ever had one of those weeks? You know, where everything's been kinda crazy and unfocused and then your air conditioner goes on the fritz and your boss is all like, "What did you do to the air conditioner, Sipowitz?", and you're like, "I didn't touch it!", and he's like, "I've got my eye on you!", and then coffee spills in your lap and you're wearing khakis, of all things—like a fifth-grader—so you've gotta wa...

Over in the UK, someone has decided that today is National Orgasm Day—yes, already! Though it's about as legit a holiday as National Cheesecake Day, it does have one thing going for it: a fancy press release chock full of findings from the 2008 Orgasm Survey, which we're told is the UK's biggest and most comprehensive female orgasm survey ever. It seems the study has even uncovered some groundbreaking and sort of shocking information, such ...

Image via Inkman. Cafe lattes should be frothy, not sex educators. But when I was cruising my Google News feeds and came across the CNN article Ladies: 5 ways to get your sex life going, I clicked it, felt instantly like a total dope for giving them my click, and became frothier than a soy mocha at how utterly wrongheaded, and, well, ignorant, the article is. Because their answer for getting our sex lives going is — dope. In the piece, CNN...

The closest Meggan Malone comes to Lord Aslan in Homegrown Video's "The Chronicals {sic} of Hornia {not-sic}" is mentioning in her pre-flight interview that she just acquired "a baby kitten." And the only Christian allegory that can be found in this video featuring the then-future Vivid contract girl are—well, there are no Christian allegories. What a goddamn gyp. I expect all my porn to somehow relate to the crucifixion. But one thing is ...

Devin Taylor is one of the top XLGirls of them all, and that's covering over eight years of XLGirls.com on the Internet. She's pretty, she's sexy, she's got a hot body and she's got HUGE titties. A man could spend all night sucking on those knockers. In this scene from the DVD Devin Does South Beach, an XLGirls production made in Florida, Devin begins her Miami Beach trip with a stay at a swanky hotel. She's rung up by front desk in t...

Some of you may already know that everybody’s all time favorite ladyboy Mint has started her own site. The name of the site is Long Mint, which is not a big surprise, and You can be pretty sure that you’re going to see some serious shemale cock as a member. I checked out the tour before doing anything and was pleased to find Mint’s nine inches of fuck stick protruding from her pelvis. Combine that with her ridiculously slim and...

Intimate moments in hugely public spaces are divine. Image via obama blackfolk. In my San Francisco Chronicle column this week, I basically write an open letter to Barack and Michelle Obama (and the nation) about the urgency of saving our kids from thr perils of current sex ed programs, and tell them exactly how to do it. As a side note, there are just too damn many insanely sexy pictures of Barack and Michelle to choose just one for this post &...

If you've ever seen a rabbit vibrator, you may have been intrigued as to why there's a smiley face on the end. It does come across as a little bit strange that something you use for masturbation purposes appears to be staring at you! Well now LoveHoney can enlighten you as to the origins of the smiling rabbit and you need not live in confusion (or fear!) anymore... [More]

We've witnessed more than a few epic battles in our time, but few have been more compelling than that of High School Girl vs. Old Man. Initially, the matchup seems uneven: High School Girl is armed with youth, looks, and some sweet masturbation skills while Old Man has nothing more than a video camera. But that meager weapon proves more powerful than we could have expected! Of course, in the end, neither High School Girl nor Old Man really triump...

Image by Anthony Koeslag. This week’s SF Chronicle column explores the limits of monogamy in the digital era — thought not as much as I’d like to, as I did need to keep the column under 1500 words! And I have a lot more material on the subject: in fact, after the jump please do read the entire, unedited interview between myself and psychotherapist Dr. Keely Kolmes. What she has to say about cybersex in relationships is eye-open...

Did you know that July is National Bikini Month? (We actually thought that was every month, but we promise to make our two-piece swimwear posts extra special for the next 30 days or so.) As we learned back in May, pretty much every day is a reason to celebrate something?whether it's National Ice Cream Day (July 18), National Lollipop Day (July 20), or National Chocolate Day (July 7). Some days even give you more than one reason to set off firewor...

Speaking of cocks and their allure, maybe you'll have better luck figuring out what this game show cartoon character is doing than the contestant who's too busy cracking up to answer. Hint: we were going to say "Choking the chicken" ourselves before that snake popped up and got us all confused, though we suppose the correct answer ended up being pretty close too. (Click thumbnail for video.) . . . catchphrase blooper - Watch more free videos &mid...