I never thought I would call “that special part of a man,” as the enhancement commercials refer to it, as man junk. I’m just too fond of penises, and all the fun that’s possible with a willing one…..provided it’s attached to a decent guy of course. Not that I’m automatically dissing the guy in this photo, [...]

You may recognize Katie Green's cleavage from that new Wonderbra ad—or maybe from a totally shocking and scandalous threeway lesbian porno shoot she did in her "shameful past." We know it must be very hard for British tabloids to accept the fact that a woman who gets paid to model see-through underwear might at one point in her life have modeled just her body—but sadly, it does happen sometimes. The News Of The World is so torn up ove...

After our Sex in the News segment, during the one break the Afternoon Advice host Tiffany Granath gets (it’s two minutes — just long enough to pee!), we talked about the differences between live radio and writing for the web. One is that writing is archived forever — and it isn’t instant. So when I start to write things like “you can annul a marriage in California up to the five-year mark,” I can then go verif...

…and it’s by the fabulous Nikol Hasler from Midwest Teen Sex Show! Check it out: The condom broke, came off, or in some other way malfunctioned. He was behind me and I couldn’t tell he wasn’t using one. We just got carried away and he didn’t pull out in time. I forgot to take my birth control. I had an appointment to get on the pill, but we didn’t wait. There are a whole slew of reasons a woman might find hers...

Behemoths like the much-loved Hitachi Magic Wand have their place, but there's a certain appeal to more discreet sex toys too; after all, sometimes you just don't want your housemates, or kids, or parents, to know you have a vibrator. Better they should think you just really, really like your rubber ducky, flashlight, or — in the case of LELO's new MIA — your USB thumb drive. At just under four and a half inches, the MIA can easily pa...

Sometimes the best thing you can say about a photograph is that it doesn't look like other photographs. We can't quite define what it is about the images from this photographer's portfolio that made us do a double take—other than the fact that they just feel different than the usual art nude fare. Maybe it's the sexy Brazilian models and how they seem so casual about licking strawberries or maybe pulling a gun on you. The work is both slick...

Professional Advice Dear Mistress Matisse I am going to two Mistress apprenticeship interviews, and can you imagine what kind of confidence boosting help I got when I Google'd "job interview" and dominatrix? Not much. I thought I'd email some of the Dominatrixes whose blogs I've read, to ask if anyone had any dungeon job interview tips. The madams and Mistresses I spoke to on the phone sounded very welcoming, but I do wonder if they'll ju...

"Isn't getting dirty and fucking a mechanic right there in the garage every woman's secret fantasy?" asked Houston, who debuted in the January '07 issue and gets double-teamed and ass-fucked in the DVD MILFs and Mechanics. We don't know if it's every woman's fantasy, but if it's Houston's, that's good enough for us. Now, guys, take a close look at these pictures. Notice how Houston is the aggressor. She's in charge. She's a horny coug...

"You can probably tell that I'm not the shy type:?I like the way I look and I like being looked at," Minx said. "I decided that I wanted to be in a magazine and I went into the sex shop and bought some mags to see which would be a best for me to send my pictures to. It wasn't till I had decided on Newcummers that I even told my guy what I wanted to do. He got all possessive about his woman being on display for strangers to see and jac...

This is the first time we've seen Bea's hair in pigtails. They give her a fresh-faced country-girl look. Over the past few years, we've gotten used to her more glamourish stylings. "Never has there been a more devastating combination of beauty and big tits in SCORE than Bea," writes dyed-in-the-wool SCORE Man K.S. "She's so gorgeous, it's almost painful to look at her. Why she isn't gracing the silver screen is beyond me. I'd love to...

Sometimes she uses a simple vegetable mist, sometimes she uses Crisco, sometimes she uses her own essential oils. But(t) no matter what she does to make her ass look so slippery, America's hopes and dreams are reflected and take root in Buttwoman's shiny bum, as will no doubt be stated over and over again in this fortnight's political conventions. Once the title held by Belladonna, Tianna Lynn, Brianna Love, and Lauren Phoenix, Buttwoman is now ...

“Angie in San Francisco, CA. Made by Frank Wallis in 1997. 35mm fim scan.” Via modele.citizen. This is really not the sort of thing I’d ever expect to see on a local real estate blog — but then, I *do* know where I live. Snip: WARNING: The content in this post may not be suitable for children or those that are sensitive to sexual content. Reader discretion is advised? Real estate agents are made fun of on the daily (most ...

Ultra Records: Destination Calabria - More bloopers are a click away Many of you know I’m friend + family of SF’s Extra Action Marching Band and have been groupie #1 for over 5 years — documenting and documenting and dancing my fangirl ass off as the gigs go by. So I have a bit of a fetish. I’m cool with that. So when baritoner-avec-boner Evil Signtist sent me the above video, I decided that there was a position open in *...