To be quite honest, we're never that sure what to make of European directors working in the American porn market. For starters, they come from cultures where sexuality is viewed far more liberally, so things that we might consider extreme or super filthy tend to be little more than run of the mill sex acts to them. Such is the heavy price we pay for our Puritanical roots (though on the flip side, they do give us wonderful taboo kicks when we viol...

· Naked Girls In Our Bed (nakedgirlsinourbed.com)

Image of Elle and Justine Jolie from this gallery. I don’t know about you, but for the past decade Andrew Blake has been a formative erotic artist in refining my rather sophisticated tastes in porn. To my surprise and delight, I’ve been given a rare opportunity to interview him. I have questions of my own, and I’ve asked my Twitter friends what they’d like me to ask him — but many of you aren’t on that network,...

newVideoPlayer("/Ron_Plaintiff.flv", 506, 423,""); What's with all the pornstars on the teevee this week? We just caught a glimpse of Ron Jeremy (yes, the Hedgehog) on "Judge Jeanine Pirro," where he and Ponderosa Sun Club owner Scarlett Schmitt were suing Nikki Nine for a breach of contract (and not a very sexy one, either). See? Pornstars are just like us—they can't solve their problems themselves, either. Clip above. (more @ xbiz.com) ...

Until recently, we thought that Penny Flame and Gianna Michaels were as different as could be—but then we saw them together in a FuckTeamFive video, and, well, these two troublemakers may have more in common than we previously thought. Nevertheless, there are some key differences between the two: with a blog, educational porn line, and, yes, FuckTeamFive, Penny's a very well-rounded girl, while Gianna... well, Gianna's just well-rounded. Ta...

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera's naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ?boob—um, the ?bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate ...

· Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com) · Model: Krista Ayne (krista-ayne.net)

Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. Natural curves blend with nat...

It looks like Richard Kern is back in Mexico, doing what he does best (i.e. taking pictures of beautiful women). This time he's tracked down Ana Lucia, a lovely Argentinian model/actress formerly known as "The Sweet Little Ass from 7th Grade"—though she'll always be the Sweet Little Ass to us. Like any good Kern model, Ana Lucia's well versed in fascinating topics like the collapse of the Argentinian economy... and she really enjoys a good ...

Romanian businessman Cristi Birgu has attracted attention by trying to drum up sales for his garden gnome business with the strategic use of prostitutes. Plastic prostitutes, that is: Birgu has the miniature ladies of the evening—also manufactured by his company—placed outside his home, in the hopes that they'll attract potential buyers. Somehow, we just can't see much overlap between the people who buy garden gnomes and the people wh...

newVideoPlayer("/porn_insider.flv", 506, 423,""); It seems "Entertainment Tonight"'s not the only news magazine with porn on the brain—this week, "The Insider" featured pornstars on not one, but two, episodes, with Tera Patrick and her Teravision infomercial on Tuesday and Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne battling it out with an antiporn preacher on Wednesday. Missed the chance to see it on TV? No worries—we've got a clip of the highlights abo...

· Sergej Ryzhkov (photoforum.ru, via sexoteric.com)

Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea; Kitty Lea, Vikki Blows... we like them both so much, it's hard to pick between the two. But thanks to the latest issue of Front, we don't have to choose: we can enjoy both busty beauties for the price of one lad mag (or online for free, whatever). Now if we could just figure out a way to get these two lovelies to start making out... well, we'd never have to leave the house ever again. . . . galleryPost('kittyleavikkiblows...