This oil crisis is really hitting us hard and it seems that everyone finally agrees that it's important to find alternative sources of energy, because not only are people still paying nearly $4 a gallon for gasoline, our nation's supply of baby oil is running dangerously low. How will giant-breasted women wrestle for fun and profit without the sweet slickness these petroleum-based products provide? On the other hand, wind and solar wrestling does...

We were pretty sure we'd seen everything there was to see in the crazy world of online personals, but then we happened upon Mother Daughter Exchange Club, a personals site for mother-daughter pairs and the corresponding mother-daughter pairs that love them. Mothers dating mothers! Daughters dating daughters! Mothers dating daughters! The possibilities are endless — provided you're a lesbian mother with a lesbian daughter and the two of you ...

Jiz Lee, noted vagitarian and "Crash Pad" resident, has a confession to make: she's a secret sexy dork. And in an act of sexy dork pride, she's encouraging others to come out of the closet (and maybe even win a sexy prize!). You know, Jiz, if you ever want to start up some sort of Sexy Dork Pride Month, we know just the dorks to talk to. (crashpadseries + jizlee.com, via Violet Blue)

If there's one thing we like better than photos of messy girls, it'd have to be videos of messy girls — not the least because videos allow you see the mess in action. Whether it's cake frosting being smeared all over a hot nubile body, a sexy roll in the paint, or just some good old fashioned lesbian mud wrestling, well, there are just some things that make us grateful for the invention of video. After the jump, dive into the mess (and don'...

Medically speaking, it's probably not a good idea to seek health treatments from three trailer trash nurses who hold office hours in the back of van. (You don't want to know where those tongue depressors have been.) If you are in need of other services, however, they will be a tremendous help. A three-way "examination" under a dirty old tree will probably not cure anything that actually ails you, but at least it will temporarily make you feel bet...

Just when our heads are about to explode in the not-sexy way with Palin porn overload, there's something comforting and even sane about Susie Bright's take on why looking closely at Palin and sex actually matters. Oh, and we got a good giggle out of Bright's reporting on the current rise in butch lesbian fantasies about the candidate. Why can't we all get along and lick pussy, indeed! (10zenmonkeys.com)

It's the first day of the new month—and we are so on the ball this time! Perhaps it's because we're always super-jazzed about turning the calendar page when October rolls around: Fall is in full swing, we can start planning our Halloween costumes, and we can practically taste those giants bags of candy that await us! Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that half of our senior editorial staff is celebrating birthdays this month (wh...

We have a confession to make—we blew it this month. We had meant to make our monthly holiday appreciation posts a first day kind of thing, but something about the holiday of Labor got into our heads and we guess we took that day off. Actually, there's no excuse for this bout of lazy/forgetfulness—but thankfully, September is "Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month," so you can't complain. In the spirit of forgiveness and remembrance, ho...

I’m glad to see all your requests coming from my Post your request page. It’s time for me to fulfil your wishes. Here we go: Rachel said: Try and get nude pictures of Eminemabout female celebrities only. But, you should check Free Male Celebrity Archive for male celebs! M Harless I have heard abou the Paris Hilton/Britney Spears sex tape but unsuccessful to find the tape. My cousin and I would to download or buy the sex tape. Please h...

Summer's only been over for a week now, but we miss it already. Sure, the fall season certainly has its charms — making out in gigantic leaf piles, Halloween costume party orgies, and that wonderful effect that a slight chill in the air seems to have on nipples — but it just can't compare to a good old fashioned poolside romp with two girls, a dildo, and plenty of water. Just think: August is only ten months away! . . . om/view_video....

Image of Muriel from this gallery. Fake lesbians. Real lesbians. That’s it. Just kidding — but sometimes I feel like just making a post like that. I’ve got a good number of galleries I liked this week, but after the jump is a very special treat, customized just for me by the uber-hot real lesbians (and dykes and butches and queers and bois) over at The Crash Pad Series. Thank you! Nom nom nom… Helen has the most curious p...

A look back at the week that was ... · We can't skate and we hate violence, but roller derby is totally our new favorite sport. · First pornstars, and now teens. Where will this size epidemic end? · If there's a porn heaven, you know they have a hell of a band. And porn. · Is it true that when one twin touches something they both feel ... uh, never mind. · So when was the last time a sex toy made you wish you ha...

Because some things are beyond debate ... · Alexis Black (asredas.com) · Alissa and Eva (hornystyle.com) · Ann Poll (morazzia.com) · Ariel (babesmachine.com) · Ashley Taylor (lettherebeporn.com) · Bambi (babesandbitches.net) · Brigitte Nile (stupidnakedpeople.com) · Carolyne (bigboobsalert.com) · Domino (labatidora.net) · Gisele, Klara, and Ronni (kindgirls.com) · Hayden...