Exactly like Terrence Stamp reprising his role from "Poor Cow" 32 years later in "The Limey," ex-con Ashley Blue reinhabits her character from 2003's "Bitches Behind Bars" in "Escape from Women's Prison." (Scientists have proven that five years in porn is like three decades in the outside world - just look at 2006 AVN Performer of the Year Sassy McSassypants.) Escape from Women's Prison This is a story about redemption. Matt comes home to find st...

For some reason, we find that we spend a lot of the day feeling kind of dirty (maybe it's the incessant porn watching?), and when the day draws to a close, we just can't hop into a bath soon enough. As soon as the computer's shut down and our papers are neatly filed away, it's off to get clean again with a nice long soak in the tub. And hey, while we're soaking away our troubles, maybe we'll invite a few friends over for some bathtime fun. You kn...

We girl-types like to be in charge of things, oh yes we do. But letting the dudes do all the heavy lifting also has its place, if by "its place" we mean "only in the bedroom, or in whichever other room Teh Secks happens to be taking place." This week our roundup of the most enticing sex-blog scenes features men taking the lead, making demands and otherwise flexing their proverbial muscles. They flaunt, they preen, they control the action, and we ...

We'd imagine that being an agent to the pornstars is no easy feat; given the demanding nature of their job, pornstars themselves can be very demanding people. And if you're one of those agents who just can't seem to do anything right—like, say, our friend Tim here—well, to say that we pity you is probably an understatement. But at least things seem to work out in the end. Remember our friend Tim? Well, as much as he manages to screw u...

I told you we won’t wait long for new sex tape to come out. Georgina Baillie, grand-daughter of Andrew Sachs (you know the man from BBC’s Fawlty Towers) is main star of new celebrity sex tape. First let me say - this is what I call a good sex tape! I’m watching it right now (just downloaded from Babylon X - the home of celebrity sex tapes) and here is my review. The tape is available in three video formats: WMV, AVI and MPEG. I&...

"I've always had big tits and I've always known what to do with them," says Arizona divorcee Rose Marie. "If a guy's not touching them while we're fucking or having foreplay, I'll direct his hands to them, and if we're fucking and he's not playing with my tits, I'll play with them myself. The day I discovered that I can suck on my own tits was one of the best days of my life. It was like having a new toy!" Notice how Rose Marie tweaks...

Dirty, dirty, dirty. Nice girls don't do it, and their partners daren't ask. That is why anal access is the highest (or lowest) rung on porn's ladder. In fact, even the word "rung" sounds dirty in this context. And there is no greater anal acrobat than Belladonna, who sports a big black eye a few feet above her brown one, emphasizing the fact that the bum is the final frontier for sexual thrill seekers. So your job this week is to rename this tit...

Robert and I just got back this afternoon from Salt Lake City ? yes, the one in Utah, filled with the very people whose zillions of dollars in contributions have made California's Proposition 8, the anti-gay-marriage initiative, poll neck-and-neck. Yes, that would be the Mormons, but I am here to tell you that some, perhaps many (who knows?) Mormons are renegades, and when we go to SLC, we visit a group I fondly call the "jack Mormon perverts": a...

All images via Akihabara News (set). I enjoy booth babes just as much as any pervy girl, and there are never enough at MacWorld. (Where, by the way I am already registered for 2009 and can’t wait to try and touch Steve Jobs again totally have a great time). While Kotaku has the confusing/amusing post Famitsu: The Best TGS 2008 Booth Babes Were… — I, dear readers, bring you the motherlode of Japanese booth babeage. See: Akihabara...

November is National Novel Writing Month! (Though others might be more concerned about National Novel Finishing Month… ) For me, I’ll consider it National Novel READING Month, as there are a ton of excellent Erotic Novels, BDSM/Fetish Novels, and if I’m feeling particularly A.D.D. I’ll cheat with some short stories. Here’s 5 Novels from GV’s book collection: Carrie’s Story Molly Weatherfield This thoroug...

Image by the inimitable malecution. On the 3rd I posted about the Naked Pumpkin Run that happens in a few US cities; one reader commented and left a link to this post: Boulder Naked Pumpkin Runners = Sex Offenders? COME ON! that has had me agog at the outrageous abuse (and thus, ineffectiveness) of the application of sex offender laws. That’s right: the good city of Boulder, Colorado might prosecute the gourd-headed streakers as sex offende...

MySpace has revealed the eighth Video Journal for Watchmen featuring director Zack Snyder talking about why Malin Akerman and Carla Gugino kick ass in the March 6 release of Watchmen. Malin Akerman as Silk Spectre II, looks super hot in latex. The movies costume designer Michael Wilkinson, really did a great job designing the costume, but do anyone know who actually created the costume?

Shot with my Ocean. After working and voting, I just couldn’t sit still. I started the evening at Twitter HQ, where they were having a company party (and keeping the service running smoothly as the world of Tweets exploded, mine included). I was taken aback at how nice and gracious everyone there is; I mean, I didn’t expect anything amiss, but it’s always good to find out a service I use and enjoy has cool people making it go. I...