Or, the erector set in your pants. I found this these via lovely Eros Blog, who, by the way, has a fabulous post up right now called The Lucrative Life Of A Mortgage Slut. But it’s when I find things like the Obviously Anatomical Pouch Low Rise Boxer Briefs that I imagine my next job as a bespectacled, lab-coated lady with a clipboard and all sorts of measuring and weighing instruments in a steel-and-white-counter laboratory. My lipstick i...

Image of Elle and Justine Jolie from this gallery. I don’t know about you, but for the past decade Andrew Blake has been a formative erotic artist in refining my rather sophisticated tastes in porn. To my surprise and delight, I’ve been given a rare opportunity to interview him. I have questions of my own, and I’ve asked my Twitter friends what they’d like me to ask him — but many of you aren’t on that network,...

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera's naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ?boob—um, the ?bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate ...

Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. Natural curves blend with nat...

There's a lot of sex worker stuff in the news lately, isn't there?So yes, I've been reading about the busts at the tanning salon/brothels on Aurora Ave. I have some sympathy for the female manager who got arrested, seeing as how I once managed a "sensual touch" business myself. And just because you read something in the paper doesn't make it true. However, if she and the owner really were running women in and out of other states, through three di...

You know how the old song goes: she's a private dancer, a dancer for money, she'll do what you want her to do, any old music will do, and so on and so forth. Well, in this case, "any old music" is "weird techno," and "what you want her to do" translates to "give a blowjob." We had no idea those two things would go together so well, but—hey, you learn something new every day, right? . . . ://www.redtube.com/14858">Great Blowjob (redtube.com)...

A little pressure on your cock and knob won’t hurt you … cmon be a man! I made his pecker like a stick.. so hard and ready to wiggle… I jacked him so much I thought it was going to fall off. He got really excited and it shot so far that it hit my face and a few other body parts of mine… Mmmmm Just the way I love it.. gorgeous cum flying everywhere. Lori xoxo

I am disgusted by the smear job KOMO news tried to do on the Wet Spot (The Sex Positive Community Center) last night. It was a terrible piece - sensationalistic and inflammatory crap. They made both completely false and very misleading statements, and implied that something legally questionable was going on with the Center's tax-exempt status. I wrote them a letter telling them how I felt about it, and so should you!As Dakwallah pointed out, it'...

This summertime handjob was fun.. I was walking in the water having a good time cooling off as the sunshine was shifting places I thought well we better start shifting too…. My nail polish up and down your cock baby.. (heheh) I had on a very light pale baby pink wicked weasel swimwear on and I was having such a good time reaching into the boat jacking him off it was fun. He definately gave the fish some food.. LOL… another one of my ...

Welcome, Jessica. Guys must love your big tits. "What guy doesn't love big boobs? I developed early so my tits have been getting a lot of attention for a while now. Sometimes I think the guys I fuck don't even know what my face looks like! But who needs a face when you've got a rack like this? My boobs are really sensitive and I get super turned on when a guy rubs them and sucks on my nipples. I'd say they're my best feature and I l...

Earlier this year, JimmyJane announced a line of three "iconic" vibrators, remade in white and sold as "The Usual Suspects." What toys could have been noteworthy enough to receive this treatment? Pretty much what you'd expect. The line contained a rabbit vibe, a vibrating cock ring, and a pocket rocket: all standard, bedrock toys, well accepted in the sex toy community as fundamental must haves for any sex toy connoisseur. Of course, I'm not jus...

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This past Friday night, Adam & Eve threw a grand soiree at Boardners in Hollywood for the decadent release of Ernest Greene's "Story of O" sequel, "The Surrender of O." Rubber clad temptresses bobbed in between a sea of media types, comingling with other rising porn starlets and quaffing mind numbing elixirs from the theme bar. Director Ernest Greene and his wife, Nina Hartley, set the tone in full S&M regalia—along with nearly the entire c...