When we can't sleep, we generally turn to a cup of warm milk and a late movie on AMC; meanwhile, MXCollegeBoi's antidote to insomnia involves making a homemade jerkoff video on XTube complete with autofacial cum shot. We've said it before today, and we'll say it again: Ah, youth! (dudetubeonline.com)

Max Hardcore and Ange Venus are, as you well know, America's Sweethearts and a reason to love again after the tragic events of November, 1963. Don't they deserve a better title for their movie than the one the Warren Commission gave them? Sure they do. And since this is the final WWFRD of the year and because we always listen to a little Dan Fogelberg when watching Max's movies, please rename this film with the Bard of Maine in mind and see what ...

Looking like a cross between Pink and Missy Monroe, Claudia Downs lacks the former's cache with club audiences and the latter's anal capacity in the textbook-disturbing "White Trash Whore 39", another gleefully soulless gangbang project from Jim Powers and featuring Dirty Harry as The World's Worst Dad. Movies like this achieve on purpose the sordidness that many higher-budget and couples-aimed projects get to by accident. Parents need do nothin...

We're a few months late to the party on this one, so our apologies to the 240,430 of you who have already peeped this video of a devilishly cute (and admirably hung) Aussie-sounding lad who goes by the Xtube handle of trey5. But we're curious to know if anyone knows whether or not he got out of that bathroom OK—we'd hate to hear that he got busted making that super-secret toilet jerkoff video just so we all could get off to it. If you're ou...

The juicy Maria Bellucci recently shot a scene for a movie called "Hellfire Sex 11" at downtown L.A.'s Fallout Shelter (proprietrix: Kylie Ireland, who knows her way around tearable garments in extreme situations). On hand was Idea Woman Melissa Lauren, who conceived the "Hellfire" series as "bitches punishing whores". Bitches punishing whores for being whores, or bitches punishing whores because they're bitches? No one could tell me. Bitch! Se...

Naturally, we can only appreciate this from a sociological standpoint for we are, ourselves, no older than 23, but the naked truth of this title from director Brandon Iron, combined with the driver's license photos of all participants, throws harsh light on a simple fact: there will always be 18-year-olds arriving on the Southwest flight to Burbank's Bob Hope Airport from Las Vegas, Sky Harbor, and T.F. Green, or wherever 18-year-olds are bred, b...

"I am going to take your fat, hairy balls in my ass because I like money," says Ashley Blue in "Girlvert 16", which I thought at first was a case of mistaken packaging. Who would expect from the boxcover the gripping family drama contained on the disc? Especially since Blue's quote above was something she repeated at the command of her dad (Herschel Savage)? Normally I shy away from porn that is depressing, but this movie is dirty and depressing,...

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